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2020-08-13

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Bill de Blasio: 'Fair-weather
friends' who fled NYC 'will be replaced'

Thursday August 13th, 2020

Diplomatic relations between Israel and UAE

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Steele Dossier: Rep. Collins
calls for FBI Director's resignation

Posted by Fred 2020-08-13 12:27|| || Front Page|| [11130 views ] Top

#1 House Rule #1: Leapfrog frog players must complete their leaps.

Posted by jpal 2020-08-13 12:30|| 2020-08-13 12:30|| Front Page Top

#2 Now called 'enablers'.

Posted by Skidmark 2020-08-13 13:47|| 2020-08-13 13:47|| Front Page Top

#3 I wonder if co-ed leapfrog games would be allowed.

Posted by gorb 2020-08-13 16:25|| 2020-08-13 16:25|| Front Page Top

#4 E-lek-toral Pomp

At leapfrogging time in the swamp
There's glomping galore! What a romp!
There's grabbing of... taxes
And scratching of... backs
As some talk of a pump, a la Trump,
Or development deals for a dump
To be paid for someday by the chump
Standing stolidly there on that stump.

Posted by Herb Glavigum7179 2020-08-13 20:13|| 2020-08-13 20:13|| Front Page Top

#5 And speaking of imperial monuments...

A stoic might smile at Rome twilit
As purple pales swiftly to violet
And up pops the son:
"Dad, you had a good run...
But I'm flushing this dump down the toilet."

Posted by Harry Bourbon9099 2020-08-13 20:22|| 2020-08-13 20:22|| Front Page Top

#6 Or brazen statues...

Give ne your tired, your poor, your sick!
Beside the door I'll flick my Bic.
They'll cut my chicken, learn a trick,
Y be latinx, nunca spic...
Unless of course they think or grump
Or vote for Comandante Trump.

Posted by Lampedusa Big Foot1656 2020-08-13 20:33|| 2020-08-13 20:33|| Front Page Top

#7 Or rose-coloured glasses...

A niña sat, folding a kleenex:
"I make a strange bird, the latinx!"
A sad origami,
So bad that her mami
Might burn it, releasing a phoenix.

Posted by Ulons Omineper4794 2020-08-13 20:46|| 2020-08-13 20:46|| Front Page Top

#8 Or birthdays...

"Well, Al -- mind me calling ya Al? --
You sure were a helluva pal!"
[fat hands squeezing icing:
For Slicing & Dicing!]
"Why, thank you, dear friend... and I shall."

Posted by Fester Hupinetch4205 2020-08-13 21:01|| 2020-08-13 21:01|| Front Page Top

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