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2020-04-03 Syria-Lebanon-Iran
Iran’s Speaker Reportedly Diagnosed with Coronavirus
In which Allah once again makes his opinion on the subject very, very clear.
[ENGLISH.ALMANAR.LB] Iranian Parliament Speaker Ali Larijani has tested positive for novel coronavirus (aka COVID19 or Chinese Plague)
...the twenty first century equivalent of bubonic plague, only instead of killing off a third of the population of Europe it kills 3.4 percent of those who notice they have it. It seems to be fond of the elderly, especially Iranian politicians and holy men...
, the Islamic Theocratic Republic of Iran
...a theocratic Shiite state divided among the Medes, the Persians, and the (Arab) Elamites. Formerly a fairly civilized nation ruled by a Shah, it became a victim of Islamic revolution in 1979. The nation is today noted for spontaneously taking over other countries' embassies, maintaining whorehouses run by clergymen, involvement in international drug trafficking, and financing sock puppet militias to extend the regime's influence. The word Iran is a cognate form of Aryan. The abbreviation IRGC is the same idea as Stürmabteilung (or SA). The term Supreme Guide is a the modern version form of either Duce or Führer or maybe both. They hate Jews Zionists Jews. Their economy is based on the production of oil and vitriol...
Broadcasting (IRIB) reported on Thursday, citing the parliament’s public relations department.

Larijani, tested due to having some of the coronavirus symptoms, has been quarantined and is receiving treatment, IRIB added.

Earlier, Iran’s Deputy Health Minister Iraj Harirchi, Vice President for Women and Family Affairs Masoumeh Ebtekar and former Foreign Minister Ali Akbar Velayati also tested positive for the virus, also known as COVID-19.

Iran’s response to the health crisis has been affected by continuing US sanctions.

As of 2 April, the total number of confirmed coronavirus cases in Iran stands at 50,468, with 3,160 deaths; more than 16,700 have recovered, Iranian Health Ministry announced.

Globally, the number of confirmed COVID-19 cases has exceeded 962,000, with more than 49,000 deaths, data provided by Johns Hopkins University shows.

Posted by Fred 2020-04-03 00:00|| || Front Page|| [12 views ]  Top
 File under: Govt of Iran 

#1 Go talk to Khameini
Posted by Frank G 2020-04-03 06:19||   2020-04-03 06:19|| Front Page Top

#2 Are they testing their goats ?
Posted by Thaith Elmeresing6163 2020-04-03 07:18||   2020-04-03 07:18|| Front Page Top

#3 Karma
Posted by 3dc 2020-04-03 12:44||   2020-04-03 12:44|| Front Page Top

#4 Ali Larijani is 62 and reportedly he has no existing medical conditions, e.g. diabetes, heart problems.
Posted by lord garth 2020-04-03 15:54||   2020-04-03 15:54|| Front Page Top

#5 CNN's Brook Baldwin has also tested positive for the Wu
Posted by lord garth 2020-04-03 15:55||   2020-04-03 15:55|| Front Page Top

#6 I take it they all pray at the same mosque.
Posted by Procopius2k 2020-04-03 16:34||   2020-04-03 16:34|| Front Page Top

#7 #4 - as a high Iranian Official, they wouldn't generally release that info, if ever? They are immortal via Allah...til they aren't
Posted by Frank G 2020-04-03 17:12||   2020-04-03 17:12|| Front Page Top

#8 Lick the shrine.

Seriously though, sounds like Iran is having a tough time. You know it's gotten out of control when the big turbans are getting sick just like the serfs.
Posted by Iblis 2020-04-03 17:44||   2020-04-03 17:44|| Front Page Top

#9 Lick the shrine.

This could be an Islamic remake of Spinal Tap's seminal album, "Smell the Glove". If you know any Iranian heavy metal bands, have their people call my people. And somebody go look up the meaning of "seminal". I'm starting to have my doubts...
Posted by SteveS 2020-04-03 18:40||   2020-04-03 18:40|| Front Page Top

#10 ^ Ant time you can work in "Spinal Tap" *Golf Clap*

Loss of points for not having a Drummer stoned to death
Posted by Frank G 2020-04-03 20:42||   2020-04-03 20:42|| Front Page Top

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