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2020-03-22 
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Not All Philly Students Have Computers
So School District Cancels Remote Learning
Sunday March 22nd, 2020

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Big IRGC turban Hossein Asadollahi dead of ‘chemical injuries’ from the war with Iraq in the 1980s
Or it coulda been Chinese Plague
Iranian President calls on US to end crippling sanctions during coronavirus outbreak
He's been doing that every day for at least the past week
Syria to stop all flights to and from country
Hermit kingdomry a must in the age of the Great Coronaplague
Tens of thousands of Iraqi Shias stream to mausoleum of Imam al-Kadhim in Baghdad, defying curfews
Moslems take pride in being beholden to no one but Allah
5,000 Terrorists Detained In One of The Toughest Prisons Worldwide
That'd be the ISIS beauzeaux stored away in al-Hasakah. Why hasn't the Wuhan Plague struck there yet?
GNA's Bashaga tried to embezzle one billion dinars under the pretext of supporting the "volcano operations " through fake contracts
GNA's interior minister thinks big. That's about 700 million U.S. bucks, 17 billion Mexican pesos and some change
Criminals Posing as CDC Visit Homes
in Lab Coats and Masks to Attempt Robbery

Posted by Fred 2020-03-22 12:47|| || Front Page|| [11132 views ]  Top

#1 "See, Doc," said a lass of Seattle,
"It's makin' my boyfriend skedaddle.
He sez, 'Though I love 'em,
They smells when I rub 'em,
And when we get dancin', they rattle!'
And he sez they're all kinda funny colors, like. So, can ya help me?"
"Frankly, I'd take them off immediately... but you say they're your granny's? That certainly complicates things..."
Posted by Flaper Dingle3777 2020-03-22 17:19||   2020-03-22 17:19|| Front Page Top

#2 "Just look at the way that they dangle!
Last night, one got caught in the mangle...
It broke the machine!
My patootie turned green,
And we two had a terrible wrangle."
Posted by Flaper Dingle3777 2020-03-22 20:49||   2020-03-22 20:49|| Front Page Top

#3 "It seems there's a lot to untangle
Regarding this troubled triangle,
This resonant ring,
So I think... here's the thing...
See a shrink for your Bakelite bangles!"
Posted by Flaper Dingle3777 2020-03-22 20:51||   2020-03-22 20:51|| Front Page Top

#4 You're on a roll, Zenobia F.
Posted by trailing wife 2020-03-22 23:39||   2020-03-22 23:39|| Front Page Top

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