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2019-12-08 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Half-Pound of Meth Found in Smuggler’s Vagina at Border

Ick.

[BREITBART] CBP officers assigned to the Paso Del Norte Port of Entry on Thursday encountered a woman approaching on foot from Mexico for entry into the U.S. Officers identified the woman as a 32-year-old U.S. citizen. Officers selected the woman for a secondary examination, according to information obtained from U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials.

During the secondary inspection, a CBP K-9 officer alerted to an odor it is trained to detect coming from the woman’s body. A search of the woman led to the discovery of two bundles of drugs "partially concealed in her vaginal cavity," officials stated. Officers also found two additional bundles during a subsequent search.

Officers tested the drugs and determined it was methamphetamine, officials reported. The officers determined the bundles of methamphetamine weighed in excess of a half-pound.

The officers placed the woman under arrest and turned her over to ICE Homeland Security Investigations agents. She will likely face charges connected to the failed drug smuggling attempt.

During the past seven days, officers assigned to this port of entry and others in the El Paso Sector, which includes far West Texas and all of the New Mexico border, made 14 arrests for attempted drug smuggling. The arrests led to the seizures of 894 pounds of marijuana, 35.7 pounds of cocaine, and 51.2 pounds of methamphetamine.

Posted by Fred 2019-12-08 00:00|| || Front Page|| [17 views ] Top
File under: Narcos

#1 Jerry in Heaven's Prisoner: I ain't no swingin dick!

Posted by M. Murcek 2019-12-08 04:56|| 2019-12-08 04:56|| Front Page Top

#2 So ... they snatched it?

Posted by Lex 2019-12-08 07:32|| 2019-12-08 07:32|| Front Page Top

Ah, hee, hee, ha, ha, ha. I love this job.

Posted by Besoeker 2019-12-08 08:37|| 2019-12-08 08:37|| Front Page Top

#4 Officers also found two additional bundles

uh.. I don't really wanna know where......

BTW__ Besoeker, love the coment/pic

Posted by Mercutio 2019-12-08 10:02|| 2019-12-08 10:02|| Front Page Top

#5 That's it. I'm done with meth.

Posted by gorb 2019-12-08 10:19|| 2019-12-08 10:19|| Front Page Top

#6 If women thinking they want to cross illegally into the U.S. understood there was a threat of search of their private parts, I think a good number ofthem might be deterred. Perhaps we need a good south of the border ad and pr campaign on this topic.

Posted by warthogswife 2019-12-08 11:21|| 2019-12-08 11:21|| Front Page Top

#7 That's nothing. You should see the half pound of weed they found up there!
(weed being less dense it has more bulk... hahah...I'll go to my room now)

Posted by DarthVader 2019-12-08 18:22|| 2019-12-08 18:22|| Front Page Top

#8 They caught Oprah at the border. Looked up her skirt and found 200 lbs of crack
I'll be here all week, folks! Try the veal

Posted by Lex 2019-12-08 18:31|| 2019-12-08 18:31|| Front Page Top

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