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Democrats Introduce Debate Strategy Of Holding Up Small Child Whenever Their Positions Are Challenged

"For the Chilruns"
[Babylon Bee] Democrats are bringing a new tactic to the next presidential debate. Each candidate will arrive on the debate stage with a child to hold up whenever someone tries to question or challenge any of the statements they make.

"This cable TV debate format doesn't allow for long-winded answers and rebuttals. You gotta make your point and you need people to move on," said news anchor Anderson Cooper in support of the new debate technique.

Recently, presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren was asked about accepting lobbyist money and she immediately lifted up a five-year-old girl named Sophie.

"Why are you attacking this child? Are you some kind of monster?" she asked, leaving her interviewer speechless.

"These are the kind of people I'm up against," Warren later said to her supporters after dropping Sophie into a carrying case for later. "People who ruthlessly attack children."

Posted by Frank G 2019-09-25 07:17|| || Front Page|| [11 views ] Top

#1 Play their game. Have an embalmed 8 and three quarters month aborted fetus to hold up and point the finger at the murders.

Posted by Procopius2k 2019-09-25 08:18|| 2019-09-25 08:18|| Front Page Top

#2 The countering assertion could be: "Dems continue to molest children."

Posted by JohnQC 2019-09-25 08:35|| 2019-09-25 08:35|| Front Page Top

#3 This post needs the lion king baboon with lion cub pic.

Posted by M. Murcek 2019-09-25 08:54|| 2019-09-25 08:54|| Front Page Top

#4 Each candidate will arrive on the debate stage with a child to hold up

Already done.

Posted by Skidmark 2019-09-25 09:34|| 2019-09-25 09:34|| Front Page Top

#5 Kay-sick always reminded me of the Stillson character...

Posted by M. Murcek 2019-09-25 10:00|| 2019-09-25 10:00|| Front Page Top

#6 Bring out some angel moms.

Posted by Abu Uluque 2019-09-25 12:34|| 2019-09-25 12:34|| Front Page Top

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