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2015-03-11 International-UN-NGOs
UN rights chief denounces surge in albino attacks
Those albinos are simply outta control!
[Hurriyet Daily News] The UN human rights
...not to be confused with individual rights, mind you...
chief on March 10 strongly condemned a surge in attacks in east Africa on albinos, whose body parts are often used for witchcraft.
Oh. Wait. Never mind.
Insert Edmund Pettus Bridge, Bloody Sunday story here.
The statement came after police in Tanzania jugged
Keep yer hands where we can see 'em, if yez please!
seven suspects over a brutal weekend assault in which a six-year-old albino boy's hand was hacked off with a machete.
"Whatcha got there, Mndungo?"
"It's a six year old albino's hand!"
"Six years old? Looks pretty fresh to me! Whatcha use it for? A back scratcher?"
"No! I'm gonna make soup! Albino soup's good for the potency!"
"Potency? You got a dozen kids!"
"Havin' lotsa kids is good! My daddy always said so!"
"What'll you do if one of 'em pops out albino?"
"I dunno. Make more soup?"

The UN High Commissioner for Human Rights Zeid Ra'ad Al Hussein "expressed revulsion at a recent surge in violent attacks against people with albinism in several East African countries," the statement said
Have you thought about cutting a hand or two off when you catch them?
"These attacks are often stunningly vicious, with children in particular being targeted," Zeid said.
Attacks on kiddies are stunningly vicious kinda by definition, aren't they? Or have I missed something?
In the past six months, at least 15 people with albinism in Tanzania, Malawi and Burundi have been kidnapped, maimed, killed or escaped being kidnapped, including three such attacks in the past week alone, his office said.
Here's a helpful suggestion: Parade the local witch doctors or whatever they are in front of any escapees. When the escapee hollers "That's the guy!" chop one or two of the guy's hands off and make soup. Witch doctor hand soup is very good for albinos.
The violence has left many people with albinism "living in abject fear," Zeid said.
Because they're surrounded by witch doctors and it's just their culture so we really shouldn't criticize.
"Some no longer dare to go outside, and children with albinism have stopped attending school because of the recent spate of assaults, murders and kidnappings," he added.
Posted by Fred 2015-03-11 00:00|| || Front Page|| [9 views ]  Top

#1 When they run out of albinos will Caucasians do?
Posted by Glenmore 2015-03-11 07:48||   2015-03-11 07:48|| Front Page Top

#2 If only they could be convinced that Muzzies were the extra-special-best witchcraft ingredients. Or "Progressives."
Posted by  Hupineger Glomomp52169  2015-03-11 09:13||   2015-03-11 09:13|| Front Page Top

#3 Johnny is dead, has anyone kept watch on Edgar?
Posted by Frank G 2015-03-11 12:43||   2015-03-11 12:43|| Front Page Top

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