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2004-07-20 Afghanistan/South Asia

The Muttahida Majlis-e-Amal (MMA) warned western non-government organisations (NGOs) on Monday against spreading what the MMA considered vulgarity and obscenity in the name of welfare activities. The warning was issued by MMA Information Secretary Maulana KifayatullahMaulana Kifayatullah during a ceremony to mark the opening of "Ummah Children Academy" in Nowshera by the UK-based Ummah Welfare Trust. "Western NGOs are promoting obscenity and want to snatch our religious values," he alleged. "But we will not let this happen."

"Yoooouuu shall not possssesss me!"

Posted by Fred 2004-07-20 12:30:44 AM|| || Front Page|| [21 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Wow. This is for real?
"snatch our religious values" HAS to be an all time classic idiot statement.

Fred, your inline comment captures both his insanity - and is, also, the only rational response!!!

Posted by .com 2004-07-20 12:58:41 AM|| 2004-07-20 12:58:41 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 I guess he didn't know about the secret plot to steal their vital essence.

It is quite probable he is referring to sex ed and the pushing of condoms by earnest Westerners.

Posted by Stephen 2004-07-20 1:29:58 AM|| 2004-07-20 1:29:58 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 heh heh.... he said snatch

(/Beavis)

Posted by Frank G 2004-07-20 8:13:41 AM|| 2004-07-20 8:13:41 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 huh huh huh... Settle down, Beavis! (/Butthead)

Posted by Anonymous5089 2004-07-20 8:26:59 AM|| 2004-07-20 8:26:59 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 They're out to contaminate our precious bodily fluids! (/Gen. Ripper)

Posted by Spot 2004-07-20 8:45:57 AM|| 2004-07-20 8:45:57 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 ...Hey - all he needs is "distilled water, or rain water, and only pure-grain alcohol". He'll be fine.

Mike

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2004-07-20 9:06:43 AM|| 2004-07-20 9:06:43 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 only pure-grain alcohol

Ouch, I just flashed back to a Everclear hangover.

Posted by Steve 2004-07-20 1:32:37 PM|| 2004-07-20 1:32:37 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Recipe for "lab juice": 2 parts Kool-Aid, whatever flavor you wish, and 1 part pure-grain alcohol. Toss in a small cake of dry ice, serve.

Hint: don't use the aldulterated alcohol; that has methanol in it, people tend to go blind, then they get really upset.

Posted by Steve White 2004-07-20 4:09:35 PM|| 2004-07-20 4:09:35 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 lead solder or methanol hmmmm....
choose your poisons.

Posted by Shipman 2004-07-20 10:00:05 PM|| 2004-07-20 10:00:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 we used to smoke lead paint chips, does that count?

Posted by Frank G 2004-07-20 10:01:07 PM|| 2004-07-20 10:01:07 PM|| Front Page Top

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