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2012-02-05 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Ever been that drunk?
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Posted by Nimble Spemble 2012-02-05 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [364 views ]  Top

#1 1. I've never been drunk enough to do that. (I think I'd be dead long before I got that drunk, if I ever decided to get drunk to begin with.)

2. I've never been stupid enough to admit having anything to do with a mess like that.

Sexist remark: Ever notice it's never girls who do this shit? /sexist remark

(Yeah, yeah - I know. Girls do plenty of other stupid shit.)
Posted by Barbara 2012-02-05 10:20||   2012-02-05 10:20|| Front Page Top

#2 Don't laugh, this douche-nozzle will probably get a bunch of money because the deck lacked a handrail.

That is the world we have made, 20,000 families will lose their homes this month due to poor economic policy, and this guy will get a million dollar settlement.
Posted by bigjim-CA 2012-02-05 13:06||   2012-02-05 13:06|| Front Page Top

#3 If we lived in a nation w even a shred of common sense, the judge woud tell the plaintiff to GTFO of my courtroom
Posted by Cincinnatus Chili 2012-02-05 14:15||   2012-02-05 14:15|| Front Page Top

#4 Sexist remark: Ever notice it's never girls who do this shit? /sexist remark

Youtube search 'girl+rocket+*ss': NSFW!
Posted by Slats Jinelet7795 2012-02-05 19:37||   2012-02-05 19:37|| Front Page Top

#5 Awww, #4 beat me to it.

The Judge will prob have a good laugh before throwing out the lawsuit ["Dismissed for Stupidity", but thanx for trying].
Posted by JosephMendiola 2012-02-05 20:27||   2012-02-05 20:27|| Front Page Top

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