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2011-04-12 Israel-Palestine-Jordan

Gaza: Militant injured while preparing explosives

[Ma'an] A Paleostinian turban was maimed Monday morning when an improvised explosive detonated in the Al-Bureij camp in the central Gazoo Strip.
"Dammit! I told you the red wire was positive!... Or is it the green wire? I forget..."
The explosive was said by medics to have detonated as it was being prepared.
Oh, don'tcha just hate it when that happens?
Medics in Gazoo said a 21-year-old man arrived at the Al-Aqsa Martyrs Hospital in Deir Al-Balah with his hand blown off by a blast. He was then transferred to the Ash-Shifa Hospital in Gazoo City for surgery.
"My hands! I've lost my hands!"
"Don't worry, Mahmoud! One's over there, and that's part of one over there, and another part over there, and here's a thumb..."

Posted by Fred 2011-04-12 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11133 views ] Top

#1 So what's Allen trying to teach him? That he's not islamic enough?

Posted by Bobby 2011-04-12 06:40|| 2011-04-12 06:40|| Front Page Top

#2 Now he can open a branch of Jihadi No-Thumbs Fireworks Emporium.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2011-04-12 12:09|| 2011-04-12 12:09|| Front Page Top

#3 He'll probably go into teaching bomb-making.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2011-04-12 12:16|| 2011-04-12 12:16|| Front Page Top

#4 "He'll probably go into teaching bomb-making."

Ummmm, would you want to take bomb-making lessons from a teacher who had his hand blown off by a bomb, Deacon?

Of course, the Gazooks aren't as smart at you are, so that'll probably be his next career move.

Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2011-04-12 13:29|| 2011-04-12 13:29|| Front Page Top

#5 couple of hooks, a glass eye, and he'll be a hit as an Imam

Posted by Frank G 2011-04-12 14:52|| 2011-04-12 14:52|| Front Page Top

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