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2008-05-28 -Short Attention Span Theater-

IN Nigeria things are happening.

Motor bike Taxi drivers from Gwagwalada, a small locality close to Abuja in the middle of Nigeria, have gathered to protest against a client they accuse of using pigeons to steal penises.

The News Agency of Nigeria reports that the suspects last victim is a 35 year old Motor Bike Taxi driver named Musa Abubakar. The suspect denies all accusations.

Abubakar claims Mohammed Maaji had stolen his family jewels with the help of a white spiritual pigeon hidden in his bag. This spiritual pigeon was wearing a small black tie around its neck. I drove this man to three different places. On our way back to our point of departure, he squeezed his legs tightly around me which made feel sick and weak immediately. I therefore stopped riding to have a look in my trousers and it was gone!

Says Mohammed Maaji: I already have one, what do you want me to do with his?..It is likely that Abubakar lost his penis yesterday evening with a woman.

The local transport union of motoclyclists have threatened to take the case to court if the pigeon does not give back the missing penis to its owner.
Image of a pigeon with top hat, black tie and tails.

Posted by Anonymoose 2008-05-28 11:06|| || Front Page|| [11136 views ] Top

#1 Words just truly fail. This is the Nigeria that is a major oil exporter and where Christians are being persecuted and killed.

Barbarism - sheer barbarism - is swamping the world while the West rots from within.

Posted by lotp 2008-05-28 13:23|| 2008-05-28 13:23|| Front Page Top

#2 Show me that it's gone, and then we'll talk about next steps.

Posted by trailing wife ">trailing wife 2008-05-28 13:41|| 2008-05-28 13:41|| Front Page Top

#3 Voyeur.

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2008-05-28 14:17|| 2008-05-28 14:17|| Front Page Top

#4 Now if they were in another occupation they may not suffer this 'theft.'

For instance if they were truckers, they would just get a new Peterbilt.

(ya gotta really try the veal)

Posted by USN, Ret. 2008-05-28 14:20|| 2008-05-28 14:20|| Front Page Top

#5 Maybe they are in the product testing phase of that guillotine/chastity belt anti-rape device.

Make up a story, even if its about a tie wearing bird, just don't let anyone know you were tricked by this zionist device.

Posted by swksvolFF 2008-05-28 16:49|| 2008-05-28 16:49|| Front Page Top

#6 For instance if they were truckers, they would just get a new Peterbilt.

Worst.
Joke.
Ever.
:-)

Posted by Classer 2008-05-28 18:03|| 2008-05-28 18:03|| Front Page Top

#7 "The suspect denies all accusations" > D *** NG It, the PIGEON LIES!

Posted by JosephMendiola 2008-05-28 20:09|| 2008-05-28 20:09|| Front Page Top

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