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2008-02-22 -Lurid Crime Tales-

A woman responding to a break-in in her garage found a man having sexual intercourse with her 4-year-old female rottweiler, police said Wednesday.
"It was consensual!"
The woman called police Tuesday night after finding the 20-year-old man.
Isn't that more of a "morning" kind of thing? The bars must have closed early that night.
Police arrested the man, who they say had a prior conviction for the same crime less than six months ago.
"That was consensual, too!"
"This is the first time that I've ever seen this... and I've been in law enforcement a long time," said Lt. Sam Hanley, who leads the department's sex crimes unit.
A neighborhood full of dogs and this guy has to pick the ugliest one!
The man was booked into Sedgwick County Jail on suspicion of criminal sodomy and aggravated burglary.
"That's ludicrous, Your Honor! There's no way I could have burgled anything with that dog there! I couldn't get past her eyes!"
The burglary was included because the man is suspected of breaking into the garage while someone was home, police said.
Given that Fido makes a crappy guard dog, it seems as though he may have succeeded.
He had lived with the family for a while last year in the 3700 block of East Clark, police said.
"John, how could you?!"
"Mrs. Smith! What are you doing home?!"
"Woof!"
The man pleaded no contest to having sex with an animal last September in Reno County and was fined $353, according to court documents.
As often as he seems to get caught, it's probably worth it.
He also can be found on an Internet Web site where people show photos and tell stories about sex with animals, Capt. Darrell Haynes said.
What's he going to tell all his friends?
The rottweiler was not injured, Hanley said, but a Kansas Humane Society spokeswoman said the incident still qualifies as animal cruelty.
The dog has all kinds of teeth but allows itself to get raped. This rottweiler must have Western values.
"It is abuse," said Jennifer Campbell, director of communications for the Kansas Humane Society. "That is committing a violent act toward that animal."
She started with me, Your Honor! She was humping my leg!
Campbell said she hopes investigators explore whether the incident was an attempt to strike out at the dog's owners.
I wonder how he'll explain this particular "terrorism/hate crime" charge on a job application.
"That's where a lot of animal cruelty starts," she said.
Couldn't just key their car or something?
Research has shown that perpetrators "are frustrated and angry and upset, and animals are vulnerable," Campbell said.
When I'm frustrated, angry, or upset this isn't the first thing that crosses my mind.

Posted by gorb 2008-02-22 04:19|| || Front Page|| [11139 views ] Top

#1 So when will we have the decision from our august SCOTUS on John Doe vs. Kansas? YJCMTSU. Come on, you know the legal fraternity wants to rule our everyday lives, so its got to happen someday.

Posted by Procopius2k 2008-02-22 07:58|| 2008-02-22 07:58|| Front Page Top

#2 "This is the first time that I've ever seen this...

Aint it ironic how the coppers always say that in these man/beast sodomy-rape cases. Ill bet his neighbors also describe the perp as the quiet guy that always keeps to himself.

Posted by DepotGuy 2008-02-22 08:39|| 2008-02-22 08:39|| Front Page Top

#3 This is the 2nd time this weirdo has been caught at this. Wichita, Ks. Was his name Charlie or Mahmoud ?

Posted by Woozle Elmeter 2907 2008-02-22 09:55|| 2008-02-22 09:55|| Front Page Top

#4 Update:

A man who police said was caught having sexual intercourse with a female rottweiler this week was charged Thursday with a misdemeanor count of criminal sodomy.

Bond for Joshua Coman, 20, was set at $10,000, and District Judge Eric Yost entered a not guilty plea on his behalf. Yost set a tentative trial date for March 6.

Wichita police said Coman was arrested Tuesday night after a woman acquaintance found him having sex with her 4-year-old female Rottweiler in her garage.

Kansas' sodomy law makes having sex with an animal a crime punishable by up to six months in jail.

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2008-02-22 10:00|| 2008-02-22 10:00|| Front Page Top

#5 Don't want to sound weird here but if it's not a crime against the owner you'd think he'd just got to the pound and adopt the love of his life and avoid the whole burglary part of the crime.

Posted by rjschwarz 2008-02-22 11:08|| 2008-02-22 11:08|| Front Page Top

#6 Josh is lucky he wasn't cuaght in Wisconsin.

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2008-02-22 12:15|| 2008-02-22 12:15|| Front Page Top

#7 I heard your girlfriend is a real bitch.

Posted by swksvolFF 2008-02-22 12:27|| 2008-02-22 12:27|| Front Page Top

#8 rjschwarz, maybe he's one of those guys just lusts for the strange stuff.

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