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2008-02-08 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Man convicted of sending penis photo by phone

A 21-year-old German man has been convicted of sending a photograph of his ~~schlang~~ penïs to an unknown woman via mobile phone, authorities said on Wednesday. "We all had a bit of a laugh when we saw the thing," said Christian Kropp, presiding judge at the court in the eastern town of Sondershausen.

"Was der Helle ist los?"
"Hmmm... Looks like einen doinker."

The woman reported the sender to police after receiving the photo attachment of the man's genitals, the court said. Officers found evidence he may have sent similar images to other women. The man did not explain his motive but expressed remorse for the photo, Kropp said. He was fined 150 euros ($220) for distributing pørnographic material.

Posted by Fred 2008-02-08 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11138 views ] Top

#1 Could have been worse. His mother could have been on speed dial.

Posted by ed 2008-02-08 06:54|| 2008-02-08 06:54|| Front Page Top

#2 "We all had a bit of a laugh when we saw the thing," said Christian Kropp, presiding judge at the court in the eastern town of Sondershausen.

Looks like you've been punished enough, Mr. Tiny Schwanz. You're free to go...

Posted by tu3031 2008-02-08 09:35|| 2008-02-08 09:35|| Front Page Top

#3 It loøks like å penïs. Ønly småller!

Posted by Excalibur 2008-02-08 10:52|| 2008-02-08 10:52|| Front Page Top

#4 At least he didn't send fermented fish by phone.

Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2008-02-08 14:57|| 2008-02-08 14:57|| Front Page Top

#5 "I consider sending picture of his noodle offensive!"

"Hmmm... It looks like keinen doinker."

Posted by twobyfour 2008-02-08 16:25|| 2008-02-08 16:25|| Front Page Top

#6 Dick-da-phone?

Posted by JohnQC 2008-02-08 18:42|| 2008-02-08 18:42|| Front Page Top

#7 It looks like keinen doinker

heh

Posted by lotp 2008-02-08 19:11|| 2008-02-08 19:11|| Front Page Top

#8 To an unknown woman? How could he be certain, then, that it would be a woman on the receiving end of his sending?

Posted by trailing wife ">trailing wife 2008-02-08 19:16|| 2008-02-08 19:16|| Front Page Top

#9 You've noticed, TW!

Most likely mistranslation, "undisclosed identity" or such.

Posted by twobyfour 2008-02-08 21:58|| 2008-02-08 21:58|| Front Page Top

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