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2007-06-19

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Posted by Fred 2007-06-19 00:00|| || Front Page|| [12 views ] Top

#1 Fred! LLOOLL. That's funny, tears running down my face.

Posted by Glolurong Jones1696">Glolurong Jones1696 2007-06-19 02:11|| 2007-06-19 02:11|| Front Page Top

#2 A sure fire candidate for the "Classics", Fred. One of your funniest captions, ever! In fact, the whole dang sheet ("strawberry lard") is one of your absolute best! Please keep up the excellent work.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-06-19 04:14|| 2007-06-19 04:14|| Front Page Top

#3 Yvone says - "Yea, and with one of these, I can get all of those I want!"

Posted by GORT 2007-06-19 07:07|| 2007-06-19 07:07|| Front Page Top

#4 Reminded me of this old joke:

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in
Dublin. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge,
hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and
asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her, but down at the
end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his
hand down on the counter and bellowed -- "Give the ballerina a drink!"

The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned
to the patrons and again pointed around
at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked "What man here
will buy a lady a drink?"

Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and
said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"

The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "Tell me, Foy, it's
your business if you want to buy the lady a drink,
but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?"

The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be
a ballerina!"

Posted by Jack is Back!">Jack is Back! 2007-06-19 09:39|| 2007-06-19 09:39|| Front Page Top

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Posted by Lopomanets 2007-06-19 09:51|| 2007-06-19 09:51|| Front Page Top

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Posted by Sffefndosa">Sffefndosa 2007-06-19 11:22|| 2007-06-19 11:22|| Front Page Top

#7 Cleanup in ailes 5 thru 7, please.

Posted by wxjames 2007-06-19 11:24|| 2007-06-19 11:24|| Front Page Top

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Posted by Lopomanets">Lopomanets 2007-06-19 11:50|| 2007-06-19 11:50|| Front Page Top

#9 (ßÞ

Posted by twobyfour 2007-06-19 19:24|| 2007-06-19 19:24|| Front Page Top

#10 Official Yvonne Craig website

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2007-06-19 21:28|| 2007-06-19 21:28|| Front Page Top

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