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2006-06-21 Home Front: Culture Wars

Another tragic victim of Bush Derangement Syndrome feels his depression

The President spoke at the graduation ceremony for the U.S. Merchant Marine Academy. Afterward, one of the graduates gave the President a big bear hug. There was a nice photo run by one of the wire services.

All this was too much for "playwright and sometime actor" Chris Durang, who writes at ~~the Puffington Host~~ ~~the Huffasuffaluffagus Post~~ that group blog that wierd Greek Zsa-Zsa imitator from California founded:

Playwright and sometime actor? Translation -- he's unemployed!

Some people sure can be happy. The young man in the picture above lives in an alternative universe from me, clearly. Upon his graduation from Merchant Marine Academy in Kings Point, N.Y, he was overcome with an irresistible desire to hug President Bush. . . . this young man is just SO HAPPY to see the President, I felt like I was looking at an alien creature. . . . His view of the President is so different than mine -- is the young man not too smart? does he not read the newspaper? is it exciting to see a President no matter what? does he only listen to Fox News? does he feel the President is protectng us all? But he sure does look happy.

That's all. Just felt struck and ... confused by the photo. Time to take my antidepressant. (That's a joke. I don't take one. I'm willing to FEEL my depression.)
Bush Derangement Syndrome. It's a debilitating mental illness that destroys thousands of lives every year. Its victims suffer from high blood pressure and clinical depression, and find themselves doing wierd and self-destructive things out in public where they embarass family and friends and frighten the horses.

Fortunately, there is hope. If you, or someone you know, suffers from BDS, the Rantburg Chapter of Moonbats Anonymous wants you to know that there is a twelve-step program to restore your sanity. We meet every night at the pistol range, just across the street from the Army of Steve Headquarters in beautiful downtown Rantburg. Won't you join us?

Posted by Mike 2006-06-21 17:02|| || Front Page|| [11137 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 No wonder this talented "writer" (see his brilliant work on IMDB) is so depressed. The graduate he's busy slamming is going to get a job that pays much better than anything he's done lately.

Posted by Desert Blondie 2006-06-21 17:41|| http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com]">[http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com] 2006-06-21 17:41|| Front Page Top

#2 and the grad will get the pretty girls too! All that our poor depressed girly boy will get are those angry post-menopausal women who share his ~~love~~ hate for Bush.

Posted by 2b 2006-06-21 17:49|| 2006-06-21 17:49|| Front Page Top

#3 According to IMDB:

Was nominated for Broadway's 1978 Tony Award as Best Book (Musical) for "A History of the American Film."

That and his starring role in two different episodes of Frasier appear to be the high points of his career.

Posted by Mike 2006-06-21 17:52|| 2006-06-21 17:52|| Front Page Top

#4 Clearly the writer was not a comedian because that picture of Bush and the hugger guy is calling out for jokes.

Bush looks like he's doing a Frankenstein impression and trying to stop the kid from getting to the keg.

Posted by rjschwarz 2006-06-21 18:04|| 2006-06-21 18:04|| Front Page Top

#5 I enjoy the angst and moral/elitist superiority from the unknown "famous" people Arianna ~~sucks off of like a lamprey~~ keeps in her liberal "posse" LOL. All the GOP has to do is publish the Huffinpost's sneering comments to get the votes of the rest of America that's alienated

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-06-21 19:53|| 2006-06-21 19:53|| Front Page Top

#6 That and his starring role in two different episodes of Frasier appear to be the high points of his career.

Don't forget Tales from the Crypt: The TV Series!

Posted by Secret Master 2006-06-21 20:49|| 2006-06-21 20:49|| Front Page Top

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