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2019-11-20 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Two jail guards arrested over Jeffrey Epstein suicide

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Posted by Fred 2019-11-20 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 Epstein guards 'were online shopping for furniture and napping' when the millionaire pedophile committed suicide in his cell just 15 feet away

Posted by Skidmark 2019-11-20 09:40|| 2019-11-20 09:40|| Front Page Top

#2 Epstein didn't hang himself.

Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839 2019-11-20 09:45|| 2019-11-20 09:45|| Front Page Top

#3 Obviously it was the guards fault. Surely we need look no further.

Posted by gorb 2019-11-20 09:52|| 2019-11-20 09:52|| Front Page Top

#4 They need to be on suicide watch... Just sayin.

Posted by 49 Pan 2019-11-20 09:56|| 2019-11-20 09:56|| Front Page Top

#5 Skidmark’s article gives us the names of the two guards charged with checking on Mr. Epstein: Tova Noel, 31, and Michael Thomas, 41.

Posted by trailing wife 2019-11-20 10:08|| 2019-11-20 10:08|| Front Page Top

#6 accusations of falsifying prison records

What is the penalty for that? A bit of googling suggests a couple years. Being corrections officers, I guessing they get stashed somewhere special so as not to interact with the GenPop. Time off for good behavior. Maybe not a bad price for a big payday. Gotta keep your mouth shut though. Otherwise, it's Epsteins all the way down...

Posted by SteveS 2019-11-20 10:46|| 2019-11-20 10:46|| Front Page Top

#7 The arrests fît a story that gives a thin figleaf to the suicide lié. They quickly bail out and months go by as they are on admin leave and then the charges change to something prearranged and convincing for all concerned. Voilà a cold trail assuma conspiracy theory status and can be dismissed as right wing crackpot nonsense. Think they have a sweet deal somewhere, follow the money if you can and discover the truth when you hit the powerful roadblocks.

Posted by NoMoreBS 2019-11-20 12:05|| 2019-11-20 12:05|| Front Page Top

#8 Any pix of the jailers - I'm asking because "Tova" is an Israeli name?

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2019-11-20 12:14|| 2019-11-20 12:14|| Front Page Top

#9 Any pix of the jailers - I'm asking because "Tova" is an Israeli name?

I thought that was curious, but among a certain US subpopulation, naming conventions are very creative.
Illustration from the Beeb

Posted by SteveS 2019-11-20 13:40|| 2019-11-20 13:40|| Front Page Top

#10 thanks

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2019-11-20 14:03|| 2019-11-20 14:03|| Front Page Top

#11 Any pix of the jailers

Sketches in Skidmark’s Daily Mail link in comment #1.

Posted by trailing wife 2019-11-20 14:04|| 2019-11-20 14:04|| Front Page Top

#12 👍

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2019-11-20 14:07|| 2019-11-20 14:07|| Front Page Top

#13 We don't have any time for this 'story' any more than three years ago. Too busy covering the 2016 election re-do.

-MSM

Posted by Bobby 2019-11-20 17:24|| 2019-11-20 17:24|| Front Page Top

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