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2019-06-18 -Short Attention Span Theater-

‘Lorax' tree said to be Dr. Seuss' muse topples in San Diego

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Posted by gorb 2019-06-18 16:37|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 Sez the Lorax, "This gig has been sweet,
But don't worry, I'll land on my feet,
Cuz they'll pay me to ~~preach~~ screech
And keep kids off the beach
Just a couple of blocks down the street!"

Posted by Angemp tse Tung3624 2019-06-18 19:26|| 2019-06-18 19:26|| Front Page Top

#2 Thank Gaia it fell now. My staff is helping on a new Comfort Station (Restroom) adjacent in the same park and we would've surely been blamed for its' demise

Posted by Frank G 2019-06-18 19:53|| 2019-06-18 19:53|| Front Page Top

#3 "We’re trying to figure out why the tree fell over," Graham said Monday.
The tree was alive and appeared to be in good health, save for termites,

A 100 year old, termite-infested tree falls over. Right when Donald Trump is President. Coincidence? I think not!

Posted by SteveS 2019-06-18 20:33|| 2019-06-18 20:33|| Front Page Top

#4 It wasn't the termites. It was a false flag attack by grubs.

Posted by gorb 2019-06-18 20:37|| 2019-06-18 20:37|| Front Page Top

#5 Greenie progressives gorb. The grubs are the fall guy.

Posted by AlanC 2019-06-18 21:03|| 2019-06-18 21:03|| Front Page Top

#6 There comes a time when everyone's root goes soft.

Posted by Skidmark 2019-06-18 23:17|| 2019-06-18 23:17|| Front Page Top

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