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2019-02-21 -Lurid Crime Tales-

New York Air National Guardsman accused of impersonating CIA agent to impress woman

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Posted by Besoeker 2019-02-21 05:02|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top

#1 ...I think we're looking at a Galactic-level facepalm here.

Mike

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2019-02-21 06:16|| 2019-02-21 06:16|| Front Page Top

#2 "No, no no - I said 'Certified Internal Auditor'! Yeah, that's it..."

Posted by Raj 2019-02-21 08:57|| 2019-02-21 08:57|| Front Page Top

#3 I'm very sorry Airman Houghtalen, the Joint Personnel Adjudication System (JPAS) indicates your security clearance has been revoked. You've been reassigned to the squadron motor pool as a driver.

Posted by Besoeker 2019-02-21 09:01|| 2019-02-21 09:01|| Front Page Top

Posted by Anomalous Sources 2019-02-21 11:14|| 2019-02-21 11:14|| Front Page Top

#5 Impress a woman? Any woman with any sense would run, not walk, away from this guy whether she believed him or not.

Posted by Abu Uluque 2019-02-21 12:08|| 2019-02-21 12:08|| Front Page Top

#6 But then, maybe he's looking for a woman who has no sense.

Posted by Abu Uluque 2019-02-21 12:09|| 2019-02-21 12:09|| Front Page Top

#7 Bill Paxton (RIP) had this role in True Lies

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2019-02-21 15:46|| 2019-02-21 15:46|| Front Page Top

#8 Bill Paxton, definitely an interest multiplier. True Lies wouldn't have been True Lies without him. Would Aliens have been the same without how he delivered Hudson's one-liners? Would Twister even be watchable without his lead?

Posted by swksvolFF 2019-02-21 18:04|| 2019-02-21 18:04|| Front Page Top

#9 Even nailed the radar operator in the movie Commando. Hey, that is two Commando references in a 24 hour period, but you ask, "So how does this all connect to Kevin Bacon?"

Apollo 13 my friend. Apollo 13.

Posted by swksvolFF 2019-02-21 18:06|| 2019-02-21 18:06|| Front Page Top

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