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2014-08-20 Israel-Palestine-Jordan
Hamas Fighters Show Defiance In Gaza Tunnel Tour
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Posted by trailing wife 2014-08-20 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ]  Top
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#1 Y'all keep crouching in readiness, guys. By the time anything actually happens, your thigh muscles will be simply gorgeous.

Crouching is also good for the glutes - which leads us into areas we probably don't want to go...

Seems to me that those cute lil' Packbots that iRobot makes would be just the thing for exploring tunnels. Equip them with night vision and a shotgun or grenade launcher and you have the makings of one fine-ass video game.
Posted by SteveS 2014-08-20 02:01||   2014-08-20 02:01|| Front Page Top

#2 Israel has locally made robots for the purpose, SteveS. And yes, they apparently have been life savers.
Posted by trailing wife 2014-08-20 07:07||   2014-08-20 07:07|| Front Page Top

#3 one fine-ass video game

Use a program filter to degrade the image to video game level and then set it up as a MMO with a popular console network for play. Use both live feed crossed with random AI to keep the gamers occupied. There'd be people who'd subscribe to play. Anyone copyright the title 'Tunnel Rats' yet?
Posted by Procopius2k 2014-08-20 09:52||   2014-08-20 09:52|| Front Page Top

#4 Can I just subscribe to Badger Cam?

Tellin' me a concrete tube is Sounds of Silence, my ass. 1.21 gigawatts of Yoko should do the trick.
Posted by swksvolFF 2014-08-20 11:53||   2014-08-20 11:53|| Front Page Top

#5 1.21 gigawatts of Yoko should do the trick.

Along with a mental image of the erstwhile 'performer'.

Yikes
Posted by Mullah Richard 2014-08-20 12:16||   2014-08-20 12:16|| Front Page Top

#6 I bought these new boots, did my nails
Had my hairwrap done just right
I thought this new dress was a sure bet
for Jihad tonight
Well its perfectly clear, between the goats and rears
I won't get so much as a kiss
As I head for the door, I turn around to be sure
Did I shave my eyebrows for this?

(from the video at link, with apologies to Mrs. Carter)
Posted by swksvolFF 2014-08-20 14:19||   2014-08-20 14:19|| Front Page Top

#7 Bravo, swksvolFF! I don't know the original, but yours is just dandy. :-)
Posted by trailing wife 2014-08-20 16:09||   2014-08-20 16:09|| Front Page Top

#8 TW, thanks:


Not one of her most cheerful songs, but she does have on the same black gettup as those jihadis showing off their boogerhooks.
Posted by swksvolFF 2014-08-20 19:04||   2014-08-20 19:04|| Front Page Top

#9 A terribly sad song, swksvolFF. She should go back to school, then leave him in the enjoyment of his trailer, tv, and beer. And shave her legs just because legs should be shaved, saving that lbd for someone who'll appreciate it properly.

As for the jihad tourists, which so many of them are, wearing the scary clothes does not a warrior make.
Posted by trailing wife 2014-08-20 20:19||   2014-08-20 20:19|| Front Page Top

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