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2014-05-07

Good morning

Posted by Fred 2014-05-07 00:27|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 How is it we have no Monica links? Had a great cigar joke all ready to go...

Posted by Iblis 2014-05-07 12:45|| 2014-05-07 12:45|| Front Page Top

#2 I just sent one in.

Posted by Besoeker 2014-05-07 12:46|| 2014-05-07 12:46|| Front Page Top

#3

The Champ has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a few folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

The Champ thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room.
In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dived in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.

"No," The Champ said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the door of the next room.

In it was Al Gore with a sledge-hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

"No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented The Champ.

The devil opened a third door. Through it, The Champ saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

The Champ looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said............
"OK, Monica, you're free to go."

Posted by Fleremble Flusort1165 2014-05-07 13:20|| 2014-05-07 13:20|| Front Page Top

#4 That's better than the one I was think of, Fleremble! :-D

Posted by Barbara 2014-05-07 14:06|| 2014-05-07 14:06|| Front Page Top

#5 Reminds me of the debble in Bedazzled -- the original w/Dudley Moore.

Posted by Snusort Spomose2148 2014-05-07 17:05|| 2014-05-07 17:05|| Front Page Top

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