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#1 Hey I remember a fellow like this guy. I walked into a bar and sat next to a fellow with a little 12 inch fellow next to him. I order a beer and he orders a beer. Just as he gets it to his lips the little man kicks it out of his hand. I said why do you put up with that. So he tells of finding a lamp on the beach. He rubs it and a powerful Jinn pops out. Three wish deal so first he asks for millions and puff he gets it. Then he asks for thirty of the most beautiful women in the world and puff he gets that. Then for his final request he asks for a twelve inch prick. He buggered that up good. Just be careful what you wish for.
Posted by Dale 2012-05-03 09:16||
#2 If a tree falls in the forest...
Posted by JohnQC 2012-05-03 17:08||
#3 ....and kills a Mime, does anybody care?
Posted by Alaska Paul 2012-05-03 20:17||