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2009-11-03 India-Pakistan

Bear kills two Hizbul infiltrators in cave

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Posted by john frum 2009-11-03 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 Somebody's been eating my porridge!
Somebody's been sitting in my chair!
Somebody's been sleeping in my cave!

Posted by 3dc 2009-11-03 00:09|| 2009-11-03 00:09|| Front Page Top

#2
A Texas Sheriff stops at a ranch in rural Texas and talks with an old farmer.

He tells the farmer, 'I need to inspect your ranch for illegal grown drugs.'

The old farmer says, 'Okay, but be careful not to go into that field over there.'

The Sheriff explodes saying, 'Mister, I have the authority of the Sheriffs Department with me.' Reaching into his rear pant pocket and removing his badge. The officer proudly displays it to the farmer. 'See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'

The old farmer nods politely and goes about his chores.

Later, the old farmer hears loud screams and spies the Sheriff running for his life and close behind is the farmer's bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer. The Sheriff is clearly terrified.

The old farmer immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....

'Your badge, Sheriff! Show him your badge!'

Posted by gorb 2009-11-03 00:26|| 2009-11-03 00:26|| Front Page Top

#3 Exit, pursued by a bear. The Winter's Tale (III:iii)

Posted by Eric Jablow">Eric Jablow 2009-11-03 08:35|| 2009-11-03 08:35|| Front Page Top

#4 Have you ever hunted bear?
No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!

*groan*

Posted by Oscar 2009-11-03 08:48|| 2009-11-03 08:48|| Front Page Top

#5 Inshallah guard duty. Some days you get the bear, other days the beat gets YOU!

Posted by Besoeker 2009-11-03 08:54|| 2009-11-03 08:54|| Front Page Top

#6 the bear couldn't stand the smell

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2009-11-03 10:06|| 2009-11-03 10:06|| Front Page Top

#7 Indian-Israeli cooperation again?

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2009-11-03 10:14|| 2009-11-03 10:14|| Front Page Top

#8 Usually this sort of story would be off-topic drivel, but here it is correctly filed on page 1!

Posted by gromky 2009-11-03 10:46|| 2009-11-03 10:46|| Front Page Top

#9 Wow! Even the beasts are aginst 'em. Time to seek another career.

Posted by Richard of Oregon 2009-11-03 12:02|| 2009-11-03 12:02|| Front Page Top

#10 You ever get the feeling they're not sending their best and brightest into Kashmir to pester the Indians?

Posted by Mitch H.">Mitch H. 2009-11-03 13:07|| http://blogfonte.blogspot.com/]">[http://blogfonte.blogspot.com/] 2009-11-03 13:07|| Front Page Top

#11 Bear 2, Hizbul infiltrators 0.

Posted by JohnQC 2009-11-03 13:30|| 2009-11-03 13:30|| Front Page Top

#12 Wow. Guess who gets promoted to human in his/her/its next life....

Posted by Ptah">Ptah 2009-11-03 15:18|| http://www.crusaderwarcollege.org]">[http://www.crusaderwarcollege.org] 2009-11-03 15:18|| Front Page Top

#13 If the Indians really want to secure their borders, they need to train a couple of dozen brood sows to attack anyone packing an AK-47. Let 'em loose after dark, and pick 'em back up before sunrise. Ignore whatever they do in the meantime (do tidy up the mess, however). Pretty soon that stretch of the border will be like a plague zone for infiltrators.

Posted by Old Patriot">Old Patriot 2009-11-03 15:45|| http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]">[http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/] 2009-11-03 15:45|| Front Page Top

#14 Wow. Guess who gets promoted to human in his/her/its next life....

One of the jihadis?

Posted by Rob Crawford">Rob Crawford 2009-11-03 19:03|| 2009-11-03 19:03|| Front Page Top

#15 One of the jihadis?

Hint: Only beings with souls get promoted.

Posted by gorb 2009-11-03 22:05|| 2009-11-03 22:05|| Front Page Top

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