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2009-01-12 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-

Google searches cause ~~Global Warming~~ Climate Change

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Posted by GolfBravoUSMC 2009-01-12 01:05|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 Just imagine how much CO2 is generated by viewing Rantburg! 2 birds with 1 stone and all that:-)

Posted by Spot">Spot 2009-01-12 08:40|| 2009-01-12 08:40|| Front Page Top

#2 That's why everyday when I wake up, I go to my laptop and type "Al Gore" into the Google bar and hit enter. Nothing like getting 507K hits for improving my climate and killing more polar bears.

Posted by Jack is Back">Jack is Back 2009-01-12 10:40|| 2009-01-12 10:40|| Front Page Top

#3 File under "Hysterical Bullshit".

Posted by Rednek Jim 2009-01-12 10:45|| 2009-01-12 10:45|| Front Page Top

#4 Tonight I'll bet Alex Wissner-Gross will be in some Harvard Square bar trying to impress the Radcliffe girls about how many hits he has on his website via Google searches. This phenomenon, of course, doesn't apply to a "right thinking" kinda guy like himself.

Posted by tu3031 2009-01-12 10:59|| 2009-01-12 10:59|| Front Page Top

#5 IOW, the future OWG-NWO = SKYNET/MATRIX, etc. is justified to be covertly reading-copying your emails without your consent or knowledge because YOUSE CAN'T BE TRUSTED TO CONTROL YOUR CPU'S ENERGY CONSUMPTION, AS PER GLOBAL WARMING???

CLEARLY THE 21st CENTURY GOVTS INTENT IS TO FIGHT GLOBAL WARMING BY SAVING THE WORLD FROM 22ND CENTURY "I,ROBOT" ROBO-ANDROID = MUTANT STRIPPER BABE REBELLIONS!

D *** NG IT, FUTURAMA > DON'T DATE ROBOTS!

Posted by JosephMendiola 2009-01-12 19:12|| 2009-01-12 19:12|| Front Page Top

#6 Things that cause climate change:

Going to work
Earning a living
Raising a family
Searching the web
Reading a book
Writing a book
Making a meal
Eating a burger
Drinking a glass of milk
Visiting a friend or relative
Exhaling
...
STOP THAT RIGHT NOW - YOU'RE DESTROYING THE EARTH

Posted by DMFD 2009-01-12 19:52|| 2009-01-12 19:52|| Front Page Top

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