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2009-01-09 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Barking mad PETA-heads want fish names changed to "sea kittens."

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Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2009-01-09 06:49|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 One might be tempted to think that PETA is a shoestring operation, run by 2 or 3 former mental patients operating out of an old trailer house in a remote corner of the Mojave desert. This is not the case. PETA is a multi-million dollar business with a shiny new 3 story headquarters in Norfolk Va and more than 100 full-time employees. In today's increasingly surreal world, barking mad is also highly profitable.

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2009-01-09 07:19|| 2009-01-09 07:19|| Front Page Top

#2 Time To feed the "sea monkeys" to the "sea kittens".
Of course one of my favorite "sea kittens" is the gentle vegan candiru.

Posted by bruce 2009-01-09 07:53|| 2009-01-09 07:53|| Front Page Top

#3 Kittens, the other white meat.

Yum!

Posted by DarthVader 2009-01-09 08:00|| 2009-01-09 08:00|| Front Page Top

#4 Awww, that's just adorable. Instead of a pony, can I have a nice cuddly little lionfish?

Posted by SteveS 2009-01-09 09:02|| 2009-01-09 09:02|| Front Page Top

#5 I guess no one ever told them that some cultures eat kittens.

Posted by Cornsilk Blondie 2009-01-09 09:06|| 2009-01-09 09:06|| Front Page Top

#6 I think PETA should change it's name to Whackjobs That The Media Pays Too Much Attention To.
However, I don't care if they are violently killed for food, painfully hooked for sport, or cruelly confined to aquariums.

Posted by tu3031 2009-01-09 11:45|| 2009-01-09 11:45|| Front Page Top

#7 I seem to recall seeing barrels of kittens and puppies for sale in Keeelung, yum, braised kitten earlobes

Posted by sick of it 2009-01-09 12:11|| 2009-01-09 12:11|| Front Page Top

#8 Id like a bagel and smoked sea kitten, with tomato and onions, thank you.

Posted by liberalhawk 2009-01-09 15:54|| 2009-01-09 15:54|| Front Page Top

#9 barking mad, but they got your attention, didnt they?

Posted by liberalhawk 2009-01-09 15:55|| 2009-01-09 15:55|| Front Page Top

#10 as a omnivore - I'ma betting barbecued Peta folks would taste pretty good..

Pass more sauce please...

Posted by 3dc 2009-01-09 15:57|| 2009-01-09 15:57|| Front Page Top

#11 More prima facie evidence that PETA-types are sufficiently insane that they shouldn't be permitted to vote.

Posted by no mo uro 2009-01-09 16:01|| 2009-01-09 16:01|| Front Page Top

#12 Liberalhawk, they could have just protested fur and taken their clothes off :-)

Posted by Steve White 2009-01-09 16:41|| 2009-01-09 16:41|| Front Page Top

#13 Fish eat fish.
Why shouldn't we?

Posted by European Conservative 2009-01-09 16:43|| 2009-01-09 16:43|| Front Page Top

#14 barking mad, but they got your attention, didnt they?

So's Ahmadinejad.

Bet you don't think he's amusing.

Posted by Pappy 2009-01-09 17:20|| 2009-01-09 17:20|| Front Page Top

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