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2008-10-16 Olde Tyme Religion

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Posted by tu3031 2008-10-16 13:03|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 Sounds like his cheese has slid a little bit too far off his cracker.

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2008-10-16 13:52|| 2008-10-16 13:52|| Front Page Top

#2 "George Burns to the Heavenly White Courtesy Phone, please."

Posted by USN,Ret. 2008-10-16 14:25|| 2008-10-16 14:25|| Front Page Top

#3 It's a bit pointless, a bit like Pascal's equation, if God doesn't exist, you're wasting time, yours (not too bad, probably, keeps you occupied) and other's (who have actual jobs, you know)... and if He exists, you're achieving nothing, except just sticking out of the crowd and putting yourself in a bad light... which may have serious consequence, just check the Old Testament.

Posted by anonymous5089 2008-10-16 15:15|| 2008-10-16 15:15|| Front Page Top

#4 Veddy veddy bad juju. Whether you believe or do not, don't mess with God. Bad Karma, heh.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2008-10-16 15:50|| 2008-10-16 15:50|| Front Page Top

#5 He said the Almighty has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents in Omaha...

If, and we say if, he did such things, I'd for one would pay attention. You know Noah and all that. If the Real Big One(c) is sending you those kinds of messages I'd really have to examine what I did to provoke them. Cause being the RBO means that warnings are not necessary, just a final [no appeals] judgment. [Then again, bearing false witness is probably on the tab now too. Good luck on all that.]

Posted by Procopius2k 2008-10-16 18:24|| 2008-10-16 18:24|| Front Page Top

#6 He'll be mighty sorry when he's a pillar of salt... Or maybe a chicken.

Posted by Fred 2008-10-16 18:40|| 2008-10-16 18:40|| Front Page Top

#7 "Is there a Mister...God present? Mister God, please step forward"

Maybe that's the problem. People call God "Him" and "Father" all the time, and she's getting tired of it.

And Ernie? Better hope she doesn't answer you anytime soon.

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2008-10-16 19:34|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2008-10-16 19:34|| Front Page Top

#8 Just a tribute to the famous lawsuit United States ex rel. Gerald Mayo v. Satan and His Staff.

Posted by Eric Jablow">Eric Jablow 2008-10-16 20:29|| 2008-10-16 20:29|| Front Page Top

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