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2008-08-14 -Short Attention Span Theater-

This Year's Bulwer-Lytton Bad Writing Contest Winner

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Posted by Anonymoose 2008-08-14 09:56|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 That about says it all.

Posted by Richard of Oregon 2008-08-14 10:19|| 2008-08-14 10:19|| Front Page Top

#2 "'Toads of glory, slugs of joy,' sang Groin the dwarf as he trotted jovially down the path before a great dragon ate him because the author knew that this story was a train wreck after he typed the first few words."

Alex Hall, Greeley, Colo.

"Like a mechanic who forgets to wipe his hands on a shop rag and then goes home, hugs his wife, and gets a grease stain on her favorite sweater love touches you, and marks you forever."

Beth Fand Incollingo, Haddon Heights, N.J.

This must've been a tough decision...

Posted by tu3031 2008-08-14 10:28|| 2008-08-14 10:28|| Front Page Top

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