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2008-08-03 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by Anonymoose 2008-08-03 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 He "was granted bail so he could marry his girlfriend of six months before he goes to jail"

The judge is an IDIOT. And so's the girlfriend.

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2008-08-03 00:29|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2008-08-03 00:29|| Front Page Top

#2 Man, if that don't beat all.

Posted by gorb 2008-08-03 02:15|| 2008-08-03 02:15|| Front Page Top

#3 He should have driven back through Western Australia. Many times I've driven all day at 150 to 160 Ks/hour through the outback and never a cop in sight.

The only thing passing you is the occasional Japanese who has shipped his motorbike over to see how fast it will really go.

Posted by phil_b 2008-08-03 05:30|| 2008-08-03 05:30|| Front Page Top

#4 Maybe it was the sight of a guy driving a car full of Mary J and jacking off that got him stopped, not his speed. Cops tend to notice that sort of thing.

Posted by bigjim-ky 2008-08-03 10:50|| 2008-08-03 10:50|| Front Page Top

#5 I've been drivin' all night, my hand's wet on the wheel
There's a voice in my head that drives my heel
It's my baby callin', says I need you here
And it's half past four and I'm shifting gear

When she's lonely and the longing gets too much
She sends a cable comin' in from above
We don't need no phone at all
We've got a thing that's called radar love
We've got a wave in the air, radar love

The radio's playing some forgotten song
Brenda Lee's "Coming on Strong"
The road's got me hypnotized
And I'm speeding into a new sunrise

When I get lonely, and I'm sure I've had enough
She sends her comfort, comin' in from above
Don't need no radio at all
We've got a thing that's called radar love
Weve got a line in the sky, radar love

No more speed, I'm almost there
Gotta keep cool now, gotta take care
Last car to pass, here I go
And the line of cars drove down real slow

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2008-08-03 11:17|| 2008-08-03 11:17|| Front Page Top

#6 "Father of three" and "I can only hurt myself" does not compute.

Posted by penguin 2008-08-03 11:57|| 2008-08-03 11:57|| Front Page Top

#7 #6 "Father of three" and "I can only hurt myself" does not compute.

Cannabis rots the brain... or is it playing with yourself at high speed that rots it?

we'll have to ask some experts.... hummm..

Frank?
tu?
Shipman?

>:>

Posted by Red Dawg">Red Dawg 2008-08-03 15:46|| 2008-08-03 15:46|| Front Page Top

#8 bad move, especially with a windy road and a spoked steering wheel. Especially if you drop the joint in your lap. Ask Kevin at A5089 about The Dude in The Big Lebowski ;-)

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2008-08-03 15:56|| 2008-08-03 15:56|| Front Page Top

#9 ~:) expertly done Frank LOL!

Posted by Red Dawg">Red Dawg 2008-08-03 15:58|| 2008-08-03 15:58|| Front Page Top

#10 ...masturbating at the wheel of his drug-laden car, a court heard. His Holden SV6 was allegedly laden with 5kg of drugs, including two cannabis plants resting on the back seat

Hey, I thought I would distract attention from the drugs by speeding and masturbating. O.K., so it wasn't such a great plan. It was fun while it lasted...

Posted by JohnQC 2008-08-03 18:53|| 2008-08-03 18:53|| Front Page Top

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