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2008-06-18 India-Pakistan
Taliban warn women to wear burqas in Kohat
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Posted by Fred 2008-06-18 00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views ]  Top
 File under: Taliban 

#1 Enough with these edicts from Stone Throwbacks..

Drop leaflets and post notices putting every Talib, Cleric and/or A$$atolla on notice that if they so much as threaten a WOMEN they are to be shaven completely and then painted a DEEP Shade of HOT PINK preferably with a long lasting skin-staining dye.

[AND, if possible given a slow release depilatory injected under his skin]

2) Finally, any Talib, Cleric and or A$$atolla who so much as touches a woman's or female child's clitoris with a knife or a scalpel and/or harms her in any way shall be sent on his incarnational journey to HELL... Tout de suite!
Posted by RD">RD  2008-06-18 00:25||   2008-06-18 00:25|| Front Page Top

#2 Only if the Talibunnies stop wearing diapers on their heads.
Posted by Icerigger">Icerigger  2008-06-18 13:09||   2008-06-18 13:09|| Front Page Top

#3 Dose the talibunnies with about 10,000 watts of microwave radiation from a B-52 jamming device twice each week until they curl up and die. If nothing else, there won't be a "next generation" to worry about. Might have to use it on a few of Amnasty Irritational people, as well, but that's a plus in my book. I'm TIRED of fighting a war with both hands tied behind our backs and one foot in a bucket. Let's do it, and do it right. When any congresscritter complains, invite him on a halfway ride in a BUFF.
Posted by Old Patriot">Old Patriot  2008-06-18 13:48|| http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]">[http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]  2008-06-18 13:48|| Front Page Top

#4 Drop leaflets and post notices putting every Talib, Cleric and/or A$$atolla on notice that if they so much as threaten a WOMEN they are to be shaven completely and then painted a DEEP Shade of HOT PINK preferably with a long lasting skin-staining dye.

[AND, if possible given a slow release depilatory injected under his skin]

2) Finally, any Talib, Cleric and or A$$atolla who so much as touches a woman's or female child's clitoris with a knife or a scalpel and/or harms her in any way shall be sent on his incarnational journey to HELL... Tout de suite!


Actually give those idiots a botched sex change with breast implants.

Since The loony five on SCOTUS have tied our hands regarding prisoners at Gitmo. There will have to be new discrete ways of handling a "delicate" situation with certain "external organs" in situ.
Posted by BigEd 2008-06-18 13:49||   2008-06-18 13:49|| Front Page Top

#5 BIG ED,
I like the way you be plotting around the New-Senile-Rules...

OP, Some days I feel like you do and favor some of your Complete Solutions for the Wazoo WogLands and/or the Paki's Tribal Terrorist Territories.
Posted by RD">RD  2008-06-18 19:19||   2008-06-18 19:19|| Front Page Top

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