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2008-05-27 Iraq
Not one Lion of Islam has been arrested or killed in Mosul: AQI
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Posted by GolfBravoUSMC 2008-05-27 13:20|| || Front Page|| [3 views ]  Top

#1 Black Knight: Come on, then! (kicks Arthur again)
Arthur: (on the ground) What?!?
Black Knight: (kicking him again) Have at you!
Arthur: (getting up) You are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine!
Black Knight: Ohhh, had enough, eh?
Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!
Black Knight: Yes I have!
Arthur: LOOK!!!
Black Knight: Just a flesh wound! (kicking Arthur again)
Arthur: Look, STOP that!
Black Knight: Chicken!!! Chicken!!!!!!!
Arthur: Look, I'll have your leg!
(The Black Knight continues his kicking)
Arthur: RIGHT! (He chops off the black knight's leg with his sword)
Black Knight: (hopping) Right! I'll do you for that!
Arthur: You'll *WHAT*?
Black Knight: Come 'ere!
Arthur: (tiring of this) What're you going to do, bleed on me?
Black Knight: I'm *INVINCIBLE*!!!
Arthur: You're a looney....
Black Knight: The Black Knight ALWAYS TRIUMPHS!
Posted by anonymous5089 2008-05-27 13:49||   2008-05-27 13:49|| Front Page Top

#2 No lions. Okay, fine. But their organization is really full of Jackals, Hyenas and a host of Dung Beetles, anyway.
Posted by Grenter Protector of the Geats4975 2008-05-27 14:12||   2008-05-27 14:12|| Front Page Top

#3 I thought they were all parasites.
Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader  2008-05-27 14:22||   2008-05-27 14:22|| Front Page Top

#4 By BUSHRA JUHI, Associated Press Writer
Posted by RD">RD  2008-05-27 14:24||   2008-05-27 14:24|| Front Page Top

#5 It's is written that the first casualty of war is the caramel coating around the crunchy deepfat-fried bodyguard of Memphis Style Ribs-of-Truth.
Posted by George Smiley 2008-05-27 19:02||   2008-05-27 19:02|| Front Page Top

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