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2008-05-21 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Auto-eroticism -- man admits having sex with 1,000 cars

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Posted by Mike 2008-05-21 08:29|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 Were the cars of legal consent age?

Posted by anonymous5089 2008-05-21 08:38|| 2008-05-21 08:38|| Front Page Top

#2 Reminds me of that article here about that broad who found za pervert in the process of raping her female pitbull in her front yard; here, you go outside in the morning to go to work, and there's that sicko having intercourse with your faithful ride parked right there in the alley... quite a shock. Some have been traumatized by less. On the bright side, had that guy been muslim, he would have torched the cars afterward, a CarBBQ-honor killing, if you wish. So, it could have been worse.

Posted by anonymous5089 2008-05-21 08:43|| 2008-05-21 08:43|| Front Page Top

#3 I have but one question. How? Ah, on second thought, I think I prefer it to remain a mystery.

Posted by Angavique Lumplump9498 2008-05-21 09:23|| 2008-05-21 09:23|| Front Page Top

#4 I have but one question. How? Ah, on second thought, I think I prefer it to remain a mystery.

It may sounds weird, BUT I actually have a totally relevant, NSFW though not hardcore, pic, found in a forum with the mention "make love to cars, don't burn them".

Let just me say it involves the exhaust pipe, a chubby, middle-aged white guy dressed with panties and abustier, and a complete lack of human dignity.

Rest assured I won't post here, but I'll go check in my photobucket folder to see if I haven't already uploaded it, just out of curiosity.

Posted by anonymous5089 2008-05-21 09:31|| 2008-05-21 09:31|| Front Page Top

#5 The Wilt Chamberlain Award (Automobile Division) goes to...

Posted by OldSpook 2008-05-21 10:11|| 2008-05-21 10:11|| Front Page Top

#6 Rest assured I won't post here

Thank you.

Posted by lotp 2008-05-21 10:20|| 2008-05-21 10:20|| Front Page Top

#7 I think A5089 is jealous.

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2008-05-21 10:56|| 2008-05-21 10:56|| Front Page Top

#8 Oh, well, I'm bitter and envious already in my natural relaxed state, so I guess I can be just as well jealous of a random pervert, it's not that much a departure from my sorry usual mindset.

Thank you.

Hummmmmm.... The Imp of the Perverse is strong, this afternoon...

Posted by anonymous5089 2008-05-21 11:05|| 2008-05-21 11:05|| Front Page Top

#9 Wasn't there a Southern show on TV many years ago about this: My Mother, the Car????

Wonder what this lser thought about the shape of the Edsel's grill??????

Posted by USN, Ret. 2008-05-21 14:44|| 2008-05-21 14:44|| Front Page Top

#10 Buick, how you doin ? Ever hear of station wagon style ?

Posted by wxjames 2008-05-21 15:08|| 2008-05-21 15:08|| Front Page Top

#11 I'm kind of fond of my pickup truck. It draws the line on some behaviors--there are some thing it just won't do.

Posted by JohnQC 2008-05-21 17:12|| 2008-05-21 17:12|| Front Page Top

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