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2008-05-16 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Gecko in egg 'must have crawled up cloaca'

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Posted by Oztralian 2008-05-16 00:06|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 D *** NG IT, thats too much information!?

Posted by JosephMendiola 2008-05-16 00:17|| 2008-05-16 00:17|| Front Page Top

#2 FARK.com > What has been learned, cannot be un-learned, BUT WE'RE GONNA GIVE IT A D ***NG GOOD TRY, YOU BETCHA!

Posted by JosephMendiola 2008-05-16 00:19|| 2008-05-16 00:19|| Front Page Top

#3 I believe it.

Posted by gorb 2008-05-16 04:39|| 2008-05-16 04:39|| Front Page Top

#4 But did the chicken save on his car insurance?

Posted by john frum 2008-05-16 06:32|| 2008-05-16 06:32|| Front Page Top

#5 Why did the gecko cross the road?

Posted by BrerRabbit 2008-05-16 07:25|| 2008-05-16 07:25|| Front Page Top

#6 Because it was in the chicken.

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2008-05-16 07:36|| 2008-05-16 07:36|| Front Page Top

#7 Where I live is plagued with geckos. I bet Guam is too. Hence Joe's squeamishness.

My second or third night in my new apartment, I got up to investigate noises, and found a big fat gecko clinging to the ceiling above my bed. It did not attempt to sell me car insurance.

Posted by Angie Schultz 2008-05-16 08:12|| 2008-05-16 08:12|| Front Page Top

#8 I never worry about strange noises in the night, I just figuring it's one of the Geckos.

Posted by Goober Sheart1231 2008-05-16 08:20|| 2008-05-16 08:20|| Front Page Top

#9 geckos eat their weight in bugs and spiders every 15 seconds.

well.. the one I knew did...

Posted by RD">RD 2008-05-16 09:35|| 2008-05-16 09:35|| Front Page Top

#10 Where I live is plagued with geckos.

Plagued? You should count your blessings, the eat lots of insects and are quite useful. I encourage them to live on my property.

Posted by Helmuth, Speaking for Angose2986 2008-05-16 09:37|| 2008-05-16 09:37|| Front Page Top

#11 ...the gecko actually making its way through the cloaca...

Is this a chicken version of the gerbil up the tailpipe?

Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader 2008-05-16 10:55|| 2008-05-16 10:55|| Front Page Top

#12 See? It can happen accidentally!!

Posted by Richard Gere 2008-05-16 13:33|| 2008-05-16 13:33|| Front Page Top

#13 A new coloquialism is in order: "You are one sick gecko!"

Posted by twobyfour 2008-05-16 18:54|| 2008-05-16 18:54|| Front Page Top

#14 I encourage them to live on my property.

I'll send you some.

Posted by Angie Schultz 2008-05-16 20:00|| 2008-05-16 20:00|| Front Page Top

#15 LOL, Angie - I was in love with you, sight unseen, based on your name: Angie. All "Angie's" are hawt! Now I know you control Geckos! ;-)

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2008-05-16 21:18|| 2008-05-16 21:18|| Front Page Top

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