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2008-04-28 Syria-Lebanon-Iran

Iran urged to fight Barbie doll invasion

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Posted by Fred 2008-04-28 00:00|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top
File under: Govt of Iran

#1 The Iranian Mullah's find Barbie's boobs too forward, too pointy; and legs much to slender and supple! How can they ever give them to their daughters to play with!

Posted by smn 2008-04-28 02:30|| 2008-04-28 02:30|| Front Page Top

#2 We need to find substitutes to ward off this onslaught, which aims at children and young people whose personality is in the process of being formed,

Like honor killings, terrorism, executing homosexuals, child marriage, destroying Israel, etc.. You know, wholesome stuff.

Posted by gorb 2008-04-28 04:44|| 2008-04-28 04:44|| Front Page Top

#3 Harry Potter and the Barking Turbans
(working title)

Posted by Mad Eye 2008-04-28 07:41|| 2008-04-28 07:41|| Front Page Top

#4 Aieeee! It's Malibu Barbie! Flee for your wretched lives!

Posted by Mike 2008-04-28 07:53|| 2008-04-28 07:53|| Front Page Top

#5 Just put a headscarf on her and call her Islamic Revolution Barbie. She's obviously already received the customary female circumcision, so add a few bruises across her back and she's ready to go.

Posted by bigjim-ky 2008-04-28 08:45|| 2008-04-28 08:45|| Front Page Top

#6 Ken replaced by Honor Killing Abdul?

Posted by Procopius2k 2008-04-28 09:10|| 2008-04-28 09:10|| Front Page Top

#7 Barbie replaced by 'convicted rape victim', complete with crane for hanging.

"Collect all three sets!!!"

Posted by Pappy 2008-04-28 09:17|| 2008-04-28 09:17|| Front Page Top

#8 It sounds like the smugglers are doing just fine under the current regime over there, and those unhappy under a religious dictatorship are teaching their children to rebel.

Posted by trailing wife ">trailing wife 2008-04-28 12:24|| 2008-04-28 12:24|| Front Page Top

#9 probably most of their Barbies, etc. are illegal knockoffs anyway

Posted by mhw 2008-04-28 12:54|| 2008-04-28 12:54|| Front Page Top

#10 What, no "300" action figures?

Posted by ed 2008-04-28 15:20|| 2008-04-28 15:20|| Front Page Top

#11 What, no "300" action figures?

New from Mattel -- the "Thermopalye Ken" playset! (Persian action figures sold separately.)

Posted by Mike 2008-04-28 17:24|| 2008-04-28 17:24|| Front Page Top

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