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2008-02-16 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Dutch seize potentially fatal impotence pills

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Posted by Steve White 2008-02-16 00:00|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top

#1 Dutch seize potentially fatal impotence pills

humm blue pills... True Story~:

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Well IIIC the story went something like this.. Our families had gathered for a re-union picnic with the close relatives and one of our nieces brought a male companion with her... [the pilgrim, we called him]

[picnic over, the food was all put away]

Well right close about 50 yards away The pilgrim and the niece stripped down till they was nakid as jay birds. Then they began popping those little blue pills between pulls of Aqua Vitae...

Then Out of the blue something startled Bjorn and his raging Hard-On....

He was last seen chasing a Wolverine.

/the niece is doing fine BTW.

Posted by Dutch Elms Disease">Dutch Elms Disease 2008-02-16 02:31|| 2008-02-16 02:31|| Front Page Top

#2 "Fatal impotence."

What a horrible way to die!

Posted by Mike 2008-02-16 09:02|| 2008-02-16 09:02|| Front Page Top

#3 How was the wolverine chasing explained to the children, Dutch Elms Disease?

Posted by trailing wife ">trailing wife 2008-02-16 15:09|| 2008-02-16 15:09|| Front Page Top

#4 Animal Husbandry? Without a license.

Posted by Procopius2k 2008-02-16 15:50|| 2008-02-16 15:50|| Front Page Top

#5 what a c0ck up

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2008-02-16 19:12|| 2008-02-16 19:12|| Front Page Top

#6 How was the wolverine chasing explained to the children, Dutch Elms Disease?

It was a very scary object lesson for all the kiddies... TW ~:)

#1) Public Nakidness. way Baaad!

#2) Pill Popping. way Baaad!

#3) Trying to mate with a Wolverine with or with-out heart failure and/or reduced vision, is a Guaranteed ONE-WAY Ticket to Oblivion!
:)
BTW Dutch Elms Disease always produces bad Wood.

Posted by Dutch Elms Disease">Dutch Elms Disease 2008-02-16 21:46|| 2008-02-16 21:46|| Front Page Top

#7 Dead wood, actually. I'm still trying to figure out point 3. I mean, wolverines don't look anything like human girls, and anyway he had a naked human girl right there, which are hard to mistake when nearby. On the other hand, I probably wouldn't at all like a more detailed explanation. Thanks, Dutch Elm Disease.

Posted by trailing wife ">trailing wife 2008-02-16 23:45|| 2008-02-16 23:45|| Front Page Top

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