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2008-02-11 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Towtruck driver pulls out Weiner on PA highway

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Posted by OldSpook 2008-02-11 17:20|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 Mea culpa. Couldn't resist that headline.

Posted by OldSpook 2008-02-11 17:53|| 2008-02-11 17:53|| Front Page Top

#2 No need to apologize, OS.

But maybe the writer of the story should apologize for the last line.... ;-p

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2008-02-11 18:55|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2008-02-11 18:55|| Front Page Top

#3 Then the Weinermobile drive into the Lehigh Valley Tunnel, backed up, and drove in again, only faster.

/Yes I'm going to hell.

Posted by ed 2008-02-11 19:02|| 2008-02-11 19:02|| Front Page Top

#4 Well... it was two women who lost control of that large weiner (heh)

Posted by OldSpook 2008-02-11 19:17|| 2008-02-11 19:17|| Front Page Top

#5 he showed up in short order...
Johnson, the trooper, grilled the women...
all he had on his plate.
LOL

Posted by Darrell 2008-02-11 19:43|| 2008-02-11 19:43|| Front Page Top

#6 Hell, the ultimate barbecue. And if one must end up there, what better than for something like this?

Posted by trailing wife ">trailing wife 2008-02-11 20:44|| 2008-02-11 20:44|| Front Page Top

#7 Hotdogger's Oath (for the drivers of this delectable drivable delicacy)

As official Hotdogger of the celebrated Oscar Mayer Wienermobile, I salami swear to uphold the dogma set forth here, and I promise to:

Encourage wiener lovers nationwide to relish the delicacy, ketchup on the great taste of hot dogs, and give in to the craving once it's mustard. Be frank and furthermore, to be upstanding in a line for hot dogs at ball parks, barbecues, buffets, and other bashes. Journey into the streets, dachs, und ports of my community, wish well to all comers, plump and lean and leave them with a wiener to roast about. As once I wished I were, now I am an Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Hotdogger.

They're not above a pun or two themselves.

Posted by Mullah Richard 2008-02-11 21:55|| 2008-02-11 21:55|| Front Page Top

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