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2007-10-17 Israel-Palestine-Jordan

Terrorists Arrested, Self-Proclaimed Messiah Shot by Hamas

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Posted by anonymous5089 2007-10-17 08:53|| || Front Page|| [9 views ] Top
File under: Hamas

#1 9$ for a Kalachnikov bullet? That is more than a Paleo is worth.

Posted by JFM">JFM 2007-10-17 09:14|| 2007-10-17 09:14|| Front Page Top

#2 Mansour has been charged with six counts of being an accomplice to murder, dozens of counts of assisting in an attempted murder, being an accomplice to an attack causing injury, aiding the enemy in a time of war, and illegal transport.

Add exxcess speed and unauthorized parking.

Posted by JFM">JFM 2007-10-17 09:17|| 2007-10-17 09:17|| Front Page Top

#3 When the man continued to insist that he was the Mahdi, police shot him in the foot

Islam. The Religion of ~~Peace~~ ~~Enlightenment~~ ~~Compassion~~ ~~Understanding~~ Foot Shooting

Posted by PlanetDan">PlanetDan 2007-10-17 09:34|| 2007-10-17 09:34|| Front Page Top

#4 Well, those Hamas cops better hope he isn't the real deal, or the Mahdi will be back to kick some serious ass once his limp heals up...

Posted by tu3031 2007-10-17 10:09|| 2007-10-17 10:09|| Front Page Top

#5 Let me guess; There's not a single Muslim country where bullets are manufactured. Is that possible ?

Posted by wxjames 2007-10-17 10:49|| 2007-10-17 10:49|| Front Page Top

#6 Do they charge extra for the cartridge?

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2007-10-17 10:52|| 2007-10-17 10:52|| Front Page Top

#7 "Try Bethlehem, pal."

Posted by mojo">mojo 2007-10-17 11:04|| 2007-10-17 11:04|| Front Page Top

#8 ...the man continued to insist that he was the Mahdi...

I think I have it figured out. The iman thought he was saying he was the mahdi, but he was really saying he was the reincarnation of Bea Arthur. He was saying, "here comes, Maude. Here comes Maude".

Posted by anymouse">anymouse 2007-10-17 11:49|| 2007-10-17 11:49|| Front Page Top

#9 I'm pretty sure that the majority of Sunni muslims who accepts the Madhi theology think that the Madhi is suppose to appear in Mecca.

Posted by mhw">mhw 2007-10-17 12:44|| http://hypocrisy-incorporated.blogspot.com/]">[http://hypocrisy-incorporated.blogspot.com/] 2007-10-17 12:44|| Front Page Top

#10 A Gaza man incurred the anger of a Hamas-affiliated preacher in Gaza Tuesday by claiming to be the Mahdi, or Muslim redeemer. The man went to the Imam to seek his endorsement and instruct him to tell Muslims to follow his instructions. The Imam reacted by summoning armed Hamas men, who arrived and told the self-proclaimed redeemer to take back his claims. When the man continued to insist that he was the Mahdi, police shot him in the foot and then released him.

Well, he must be hopping mad about that...

Since there are no 7-11s in Gaza,where are Street Preacher-Holy Men supposed to go?

Posted by BigEd 2007-10-17 13:56|| 2007-10-17 13:56|| Front Page Top

#11 When the man continued to insist that he was the Mahdi, police shot him in the foot and then released him.

"Next time your messianic complex kicks in, don't come running to us!"

Another Maan report says a Gaza family was attacked Monday after refusing to allow Hamas terrorists to paint pro-Hamas slogans on the walls of their home.

[knock knock]

"Who's there?"

"Gaza Home Vandalization Service"

"Umm ... no thanks, not today."

"Free second color."

"I'll have to talk it over with the wife."

"No charge for touch-ups."

"I really don't think so."

"Hokay, we'll send over our landscaping salesman in a few hours."

"What?"

"He'll rearrange your front yard for free."

"Well, all right, I suppose."

"You'll get a bang out of it, I'm sure."

"Wha ...?"

"Goodbye for now."

In Jenin, a single bullet for an AK-47 assault rifle currently costs almost $9, whereas the price in Gaza is less than $1.50 a bullet.

Verily and lo, the menfolk of Jenin were without gunsex and a great unhappiness befell them in their unwonted quietude.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-10-17 14:28|| 2007-10-17 14:28|| Front Page Top

#12 wxjames, pakistanis make guns of all different sorts in little shops so i'm pretty sure they make bullets too. counterfeits but effective

Posted by sinse 2007-10-17 17:43|| 2007-10-17 17:43|| Front Page Top

#13 So I guess a camel can only carry 4,000 or so rounds for the 5 week walk from Pakiland to Gaza. Overhead charges and thugs along the way cut into the profits, so ammo could reach $86 a barrel by Friday. Is there a futures market in ammo ?

Posted by wxjames 2007-10-17 18:29|| 2007-10-17 18:29|| Front Page Top

#14 Let's send these fools 7.62X39 in enough quantity to meet all their needs, at ten bucks a shot,
Free at no extra charge every 15 rounds(or so, make it random)is loaded with TNT, (Claim we're low on powder supplies)

Should solve several problrms at once.
1, Make them so broke future purchases are not posible.
2. Eliminate the shooters as they hit that TNT load.
3. Teach them that we can also lie, and kill.
4. Help their gene pool by weeding out the violent and stupid.
5. More I'm sure, but I can't think of them right now.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2007-10-17 20:14|| 2007-10-17 20:14|| Front Page Top

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