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2007-09-04 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by anonymous5089 2007-09-04 08:33|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 Donor kebabs - let's not even think about it...

Posted by M. Murcek">M. Murcek 2007-09-04 08:59|| 2007-09-04 08:59|| Front Page Top

#2 "passing off 180 tonnes of meat unfit for human consumption"
What's the problem? It was for Muslim consumption, inspector.

Posted by Glenmore">Glenmore 2007-09-04 09:11|| 2007-09-04 09:11|| Front Page Top

#3 Donor kebab is made from people!

Posted by tu3031 2007-09-04 09:25|| 2007-09-04 09:25|| Front Page Top

#4 Or cats and dogs, as shown on a semi-regular basis.

Posted by anonymous5089 2007-09-04 09:52|| 2007-09-04 09:52|| Front Page Top

#5 The way to eat Kebabs is to first create a sterile container to put it in.

The best way to do this is to take a stomach, and fill it with antibiotic alcohol.

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2007-09-04 09:54|| 2007-09-04 09:54|| Front Page Top

#6 I know from an expert that Germans utterly lose their marbles when their meat is contaminated. They don't just issue recalls, people go to prison, and for a long time.

Posted by Anonymoose 2007-09-04 11:33|| 2007-09-04 11:33|| Front Page Top

#7 This is what Turkey gets for using China as an economic role model.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-09-04 13:27|| 2007-09-04 13:27|| Front Page Top

#8 Kebab - some regard it as the national dish.

The times, they are a changin'.

Posted by ed 2007-09-04 13:32|| 2007-09-04 13:32|| Front Page Top

#9 They don't just issue recalls, people go to prison, and for a long time.

This is only fitting when one considers how throughout history, sausageGermany's national dishhas been the notorious "last stop" in all slaughterhouses.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-09-04 14:02|| 2007-09-04 14:02|| Front Page Top

#10 Hey, what do you call those guys that run around from door to door trying to sell you meat out of the back of their truck?

Hint: Point him to the address of someone you don't like, or get their plate number and call the cops.

Posted by gorb 2007-09-04 15:36|| 2007-09-04 15:36|| Front Page Top

#11 Ya know, I'm starting to think that in 20 years, the last place you'll be able to find real German, French, Italian, and British culture is Epcot.

Posted by Rob Crawford">Rob Crawford 2007-09-04 19:01|| 2007-09-04 19:01|| Front Page Top

#12 Are these the same Germans who started to boycott McDonald's after the U.S. invasion of Iraq?

Next to this mystery meat even common American hamburger is like filet mignon.

Posted by Grumenk Philalzabod0723 2007-09-04 19:09|| 2007-09-04 19:09|| Front Page Top

#13 I've got a new slogan for them - "Enjoy Donner Kebabs! Have a Donner Party".

Posted by DMFD 2007-09-04 22:08|| 2007-09-04 22:08|| Front Page Top

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