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2007-07-18 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by Mike 2007-07-18 14:18|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 Old, ugly people shouldn't get naked, period. Or perhaps, just for their sponge bath.

Posted by anonymous5089 2007-07-18 15:13|| 2007-07-18 15:13|| Front Page Top

#2 Reminds me of a story my brother tells. He was at the beach at night, examining the waves and noticed the clothes of a couple skinny dipping. It was fun he couldn't resist - so he stole their clothes and towels and put them in a trash can somewhere.

Posted by Anon 2007-07-18 15:22|| 2007-07-18 15:22|| Front Page Top

#3 Anon,
I've done worse than your brother.

In college one of my apt-roommates and his hot girl friend liked to do daring things...

One day about 2 or 3 pm they left their clothes on the front porch and went for a ride in his Triumph TR-6 convertible.

I came home about 4pm and the girls on the first floor asked whose clothes were on the porch. I looked and determined whose they were. I then searched the apt and didn't find them. The girls asked me to put the clothes in the apt then locked the front door. Next called all their friends for a party and put a beer keg on the porch. Soon my friends noticed the party and started coming by. Neighbors asked what was going on and came over too. It turned into sort of a block party but nobody left their cars in front.

About 6:30 the Triumph raced to the front and parked. Without looking they raced to the front door and couldn't get in.

Then people showed up.

Neither one of them spoke to any of us for a few months. Strange, now that I think about it we never saw clothes laying outside after that either.

Posted by 3dc 2007-07-18 16:51|| 2007-07-18 16:51|| Front Page Top

#4 classic!

Posted by AT 2007-07-18 16:53|| 2007-07-18 16:53|| Front Page Top

#5 Jack Daniels made me do this!

Posted by Elmomoth Javitle4523 2007-07-18 19:50|| 2007-07-18 19:50|| Front Page Top

#6 Oh, and ociffer, Jose Cuervo is NOT a friend of mine...

Posted by Elmomoth Javitle4523 2007-07-18 19:50|| 2007-07-18 19:50|| Front Page Top

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