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2007-07-18 -Lurid Crime Tales-
When Elvis Impersonators Attack
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Posted by Anonymoose 2007-07-18 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ]  Top

#1 Reminds me of Kevin Costner's Elvis flick [paraphrased] > "Before I die, I just gotta know - *cough * dyin'* cough* - was Elvis really your [ilegitimate] father?
Posted by JosephMendiola 2007-07-18 04:24||   2007-07-18 04:24|| Front Page Top

#2 "I HAD to hack him into bloody chunks, yer Honor!"

Lotsa luck with that defense.
Posted by mojo">mojo  2007-07-18 09:56||   2007-07-18 09:56|| Front Page Top

#3 I need to know more about these men's pasts.
Elvis could have been cleaning out the sewar of society.
Next time, Elvis, use a hammer.
Posted by wxjames 2007-07-18 11:57||   2007-07-18 11:57|| Front Page Top

#4 "Love me tender,
Love me true,
Pin me to the wall.
All your wishes now fulfilled.
I'd like to kick you in the balls"
/ thank you, thank you, thank you very much....
Posted by USN, Ret. 2007-07-18 15:10||   2007-07-18 15:10|| Front Page Top

#5 If you knew Revere, this would neither shock nor surprise you...
Posted by tu3031 2007-07-18 16:59||   2007-07-18 16:59|| Front Page Top

23:59 Eric Jablow
23:55 Mark E.
23:48 Super Hose
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23:36 Cromert
23:33 Barbara Skolaut
23:32 USN, ret.
23:27 Barbara Skolaut
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23:22 RD
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23:07 RD
23:06 Super Hose
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22:53 trailing wife
22:52 DarthVader
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22:48 Super Hose
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