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2007-05-26 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
Hogzilla move over Bam-zilla is here
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Posted by Glosh Jomose1033 2007-05-26 08:36|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [528 views ]  Top

#1 What's the pistol the boy is holding, and did he shoot a 1,051 pound feral pig with it?
Posted by Grunter 2007-05-26 10:45||   2007-05-26 10:45|| Front Page Top

#2 Hogzilla, the movie, is in pre-production:

Maybe someday they will make a movie like "Hogzilla vs. Mechacow".
Posted by Anonymoose 2007-05-26 10:50||   2007-05-26 10:50|| Front Page Top

#3 Grunter he's 11 and shot it with a 50 caliber revolver. Fired 8 times and chased the pig for 3 hours. Had to cut down trees and get the animal out of a creek bed with a backhoe.
Posted by Glosh Jomose1033 2007-05-26 11:19||   2007-05-26 11:19|| Front Page Top

#4 well, now we know where Rosie split to...
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2007-05-26 11:26||   2007-05-26 11:26|| Front Page Top

#5 Maybe someday they will make a movie like "Hogzilla vs. Mechacow".

You want to put up a feral pig against a racist Mexican bovine, Anonymoose? ;-)
Posted by trailing wife 2007-05-26 11:31||   2007-05-26 11:31|| Front Page Top

#6 My best cocktail napkin calculations indicate that a half-ton feral hog can spontaneously humiliate all Muslims within a twenty mile radius.
Posted by Zenster">Zenster  2007-05-26 13:45||   2007-05-26 13:45|| Front Page Top

#7 Oh. *That* was unexpected, Zenster.
Posted by trailing wife 2007-05-26 15:00||   2007-05-26 15:00|| Front Page Top

#8 Deacon,
How long to slow cook him on a giant spit barbecue?

I'm thinking he's good to feed a 800+ party goers.

Posted by 3dc 2007-05-26 15:03||   2007-05-26 15:03|| Front Page Top

#9 A bit more details.
Posted by anonymous5089 2007-05-26 15:29||   2007-05-26 15:29|| Front Page Top

#10 ht/ Zen




Bare Handed Grudge Match™
Octagon Of Humiliation™
HogZilla® vs. Osama bin Laden
Bam-zilla® vs. Zawahri


Posted by RD">RD  2007-05-26 17:55||   2007-05-26 17:55|| Front Page Top

#11 I don't know any way to cook a hog that big whole except maybe over a huge open pit with a gigantic turning spit. It would probably take a couple of days. Start bringing in the truckloads of beer, this party is gonna last a few days. I'm not sure where Delta, Alabama is. I grew up in Pratville and near Dothan.
Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues  2007-05-26 19:17||   2007-05-26 19:17|| Front Page Top

#12 how does a hog that large go about without someone having seen it before? :-/
Posted by DragonFly 2007-05-26 22:28||   2007-05-26 22:28|| Front Page Top

#13 After seeing the picture, I'd want a cannon. Or a .50 BMG (But only if a cannon wasn't available)
Posted by Redneck Jim 2007-05-26 22:46||   2007-05-26 22:46|| Front Page Top

#14 Howdy Deacon, I hail from Robinson Springs/Millbrook (Other side of Prattville)
Posted by Redneck Jim 2007-05-26 22:48||   2007-05-26 22:48|| Front Page Top

#15 Backwater cave people of Alabama! I guess large animals that roam the woods, just to live...HAS to die!! I'm glad it wasn't a Bigfoot or T-rex, the rest of us wouldn't have gotten an opportunity to study it! Idiots,if they want to pop of their guns, they need to go to one of their target practicing ranges and zero in on coke cans, geesh!!
Posted by smn 2007-05-26 23:09||   2007-05-26 23:09|| Front Page Top

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