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2007-05-19 Olde Tyme Religion

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Posted by Seafarious 2007-05-19 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 SCHEDULE OF EVENTS
10^th May 2007 (Thursday)
INSTRUCTIONAL CLASSES
LIMITED ENROLLMENT

7:01AM 7:30AM Room 401 Hall D
Sunrise Prayer Session
Mandatory attendance Mint tea to be served afterwards

8:00AM 9:00AM Room 514 Hall B
Halal butchering techniques for shopkeepers and jihadis
(Knives not provided please bring your own)

9:30AM 10:30AM Room 306 Hall G
Turn a Somali CARE package into a four course dinner party
(Celebrity chef Kifto N. al-Tabouleh in attendance)

11:00AM 12:00PM Room 112 Hall A
The Islamically correct sale and marketing of abused goats
(Special presentation by Mufti Ali al-Nani Prodder)

12:00PM 1:00PM Cafeteria Main Hall
LUNCH SERVICE (No Host)
Main Entrée Goat Stew with Special Sauce

1:10PM 1:40PM Room 401 Hall D
Dhuhr Prayer Session
Mandatory attendance Baklava to be served afterwards

2:00PM 4:00PM Multipart Presentation Stable Area Pen A-15
The versatile camel: Vehicle, food source & sex partner all in one
(Condoms provided for optional participation group session)

4:34PM 5:34PM Room 401 Hall D
Asr Prayer Session
Mandatory attendance Nargile salon afterwards

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