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2007-04-22 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Frank G 2007-04-22 11:43|| || Front Page|| [6 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Fulton County Attorney Rick Major said,"Don't confuse me with the truth; I have all the fax I need."
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Posted by USN, ret. 2007-04-22 12:39|| 2007-04-22 12:39|| Front Page Top

#2 He added that misspellings on orders are common.

Maybe you need to raise your enlistment standards?

Posted by Redneck Jim 2007-04-22 13:58|| 2007-04-22 13:58|| Front Page Top

#3 To: Greg Taylor

Re: Subject Awaiting Your Response

My name is Timothy Rouse, one of the sons of grocery chain CEO Linda "Big Mama" Rouse. The wife of Hickman's regional director of mines and power in the state of Kentucky, the late Gerald "Big Daddy" Crockett.

He married my mother on the agreement that my mother, Linda Rouse, will maintain her family's name together with her children. Before he died in the Boston hospital on the 15th of November 2004 where he went to operate on the cancer of the knee, he fixed the Sum of $30,000.000.00 in the Central Bank of Hickman under Intartrade Ventures Ltd on behalf of my mother. The 3 yrs maturity period placed on the money is due but the problem we are having now is that we lost the whole of the documents as a result of fire, which gutted our double-wide trailer 3 months ago.

We have discussed with our family attorney on how to collect the money with out hitches, he advised us to liaise with local law enforcement who will act an official partner of Intartrade Ventures Ltd and will purport that The money in question is urgently needed for an important security upgrades at the local correctional facility.

It is on this basis I am seeking for assistance. Your percentage is negotiable. Please note; your age and IQ need not match exactly in this transaction. Waiting for your immediate response.

Regards,

Timothy Rouse

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-04-22 20:09|| 2007-04-22 20:09|| Front Page Top

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