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2007-03-23 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by RD 2007-03-23 00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 a certain limit of wine promotes circulation.... more than that, promotes ...er... unable to perform. To quote Spinal Tap (a font of knowledge): "It's a fine line between clever and stupid"

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-03-23 00:07|| 2007-03-23 00:07|| Front Page Top

#2 WOT, war on terror. WOP, war on penis

You've just returned from a week of business in Tokyo and Miss Featherbottom from the Comptroller's office calls asking why you submitted 5 separate reimbursement chits on your expense account for a Pud-Mud-Packing service in Tokyo.

Your answer: [sincere demeanor required]

Health reasons, I was in dire need of circulation relief Ma'm, you see my Pud needed the Mud inorder to circulate my Blood Miss Featherbottom.

Posted by RD 2007-03-23 06:21|| 2007-03-23 06:21|| Front Page Top

#3 Thats all I needed; someone please hand me a towel?!!

Posted by smn 2007-03-23 09:17|| 2007-03-23 09:17|| Front Page Top

#4 Once the sink soak is complete, the genitals are covered with mud and massaged, which is supposed to cleanse the skin.

Does the massage also cleans the skin too. Kind of stretching things a bit when you consider the outcome.

Posted by delphi2005 2007-03-23 09:57|| 2007-03-23 09:57|| Front Page Top

#5 Stretching things is what its all about, delphi2005 ;)

Posted by Thinemp Whimble 2007-03-23 11:57|| 2007-03-23 11:57|| Front Page Top

#6 I heartily recommend penis mud packs.

Posted by Richard Simmons 2007-03-23 12:48|| 2007-03-23 12:48|| Front Page Top

#7 Lends a whole new meaning to "putting your pud in the mud".

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-03-23 13:00|| 2007-03-23 13:00|| Front Page Top

#8 Yep I Soak My Bizneth in Mud Too

Posted by Piggy Galore 2007-03-23 14:46|| 2007-03-23 14:46|| Front Page Top

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