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2007-01-27 -Lurid Crime Tales-

News: Student Sues Over Moose Head Blues, Blames Screws

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Posted by Anonymoose 2007-01-27 09:37|| || Front Page|| [5 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 "Everybody laughed at me. I felt so embarassed. They better pay me a million dollars cause they laughed at me. Dammit - make that two million. I'm so humiliated."

Posted by Amy Walters 2007-01-27 12:53|| 2007-01-27 12:53|| Front Page Top

#2 "loss of enjoyment of life" and "embarrassment and humiliation".

Hey, I've got that as well, and in quantity! As a matter of fact, it's my daily staple, and it's mostly due to school and university too. Where do I get my benefit? Give my me money, it's my due, dammit!

Posted by anonymous5089 2007-01-27 13:26|| 2007-01-27 13:26|| Front Page Top

#3 figured this was a beer story...

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-01-27 13:31|| 2007-01-27 13:31|| Front Page Top

#4 Now if only the moosehead assault had turned her into an uncontrollable nymphomaniac, we'd be able to dramatically increase this story's comment count.

Posted by Ricky bin Ricardo (Abu Babaloo) 2007-01-27 14:43|| 2007-01-27 14:43|| Front Page Top

#5 OK, let's get this out of the way: Moose heads, why do they hate us?

Posted by xbalanke 2007-01-27 14:47|| 2007-01-27 14:47|| Front Page Top

#6 So Ms Walters, when did the headaches start?

Right after seeing my lawyer.

Posted by ed 2007-01-27 15:28|| 2007-01-27 15:28|| Front Page Top

#7 caused Ms Walters to ~~see~~ pee spots

Posted by RD 2007-01-27 16:26|| 2007-01-27 16:26|| Front Page Top

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