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2006-12-07 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Patterson-Gimlin (Bigfoot) Footage Stabilization

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Posted by anonymous5089 2006-12-07 12:28|| || Front Page|| [4 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Fat guy in a suit. He even looks back as if to say "Is this okay? Should I hunch some more?"

Posted by Jonathan">Jonathan 2006-12-07 13:09|| 2006-12-07 13:09|| Front Page Top

#2 Are those size 13 Ferragamo's he's wearing?

Posted by USMC6743 2006-12-07 14:02|| 2006-12-07 14:02|| Front Page Top

#3 I remember an interview where some zoologist kept mentioning the "pendulous breasts"....he would not let up on it - funny stuff.

Posted by Rex Mundi 2006-12-07 14:21|| 2006-12-07 14:21|| Front Page Top

#4 I saw a show (it might have been Penn & Teller's Bullshit) the reported on the bigfoot video and showed the large friend who lived down the street from the video owner. The guy had an identical walk. It was pretty convincing.

Posted by rjschwarz 2006-12-07 15:08|| 2006-12-07 15:08|| Front Page Top

#5 To make a long story short, M. K. Davis has been working his butt off for about three or four years or so trying to enhance, stabilize, and sharpen the Patterson-Gimlin footage, and recently made a public statement to the effect that the subject of the film wasn't an ape or a man in a suit, but some sort of human. He hasn't released all of his observations or anything yet.

Anyway, Coleman (whose site you're linking to) was apparently making some really odd unsubstantiated allegations about Mr. Davis, for which he had later apologized.

I really don't know how it became accepted in the Papparazzi community that we can exist in the wild, undetected by scientists, hunters, anthropologists, random hikers, and whatnot, leaving behind no solid evidence of our existance... but it's controversial to even suggest that my colleagues and I are more than "dumb apes."

There's an old joke in the Bigfoot community, that humans share 90% of their genetic material with chimpanzees... and 50% of their genetic material with cabbage.

Some days the cabbage bits exert their dominance.

Posted by AbdominalSnowman 2006-12-07 17:38|| 2006-12-07 17:38|| Front Page Top

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