...Giving a video blog interview recently, Keith was asked by blogger Amanda, "what would it be like to be the first member of congress as a Muslim and will you be sworn in on the Quran?"
His response: "Well I hadn't really thought about what I was going to use to be sworn in but I assume I would use the Quran. It sounds like a good idea to me."
Some (bloggers) suggested it meant he would pledge allegiance to Islamic law rather than to upholding the Constitution... I Keith Ellison, loyal slave-of-Allah and the Muslim Ummah, swear on the Holy Koran and make oath to work for the transformation of America into an Islamic State and, by Allah, to turn the House of Congress into a Muslim Shura complete with minarets. By Allah, I will work to get Americans tossed out of Muslim countries, while bringing millions of Muslims into America, while adding 3 luscious veiled babes to complete my wife-tray.
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#1 Swearing in using the poKoran? Keith I've got part of one left in my outhouse. Makes darn good toilet paper.
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#2 Just as long as that unclean infidel holding the Quran wears gloves...
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#3 Let's hope he doesn't, and that precious moment gets captyured on video ( and it will). Then if no howl erupts from the camel crowd, perhaps the planting of one will start the real fun. See where Keith falls in that......
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#4 This gives me an idea.
The Quran Caddy™ 2010
You know those little robot camel jockeys? We could make little robots that deliver and fetch the Holy Quran on command.
The advertising copy writes itself:
Jihadis, Gitmo prisoners, and Muslims of all faiths needn't ever again worry that an unclean infidel has befouled their Quran, when care of the Holy Book is entrusted to the Quran Caddy™ 2010 by UmmahCo.
With features like Infidel-o-meter kafir proximity sensors, Pray-right
Mecca finder, Hajj-grade Ablution Spritzing fixtures, and "73rd Virgin" detailing package", The Quran Caddy™ 2010 is a must have for any serious jihadi.
Posted by Hyper 2006-11-11 12:03||
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#5 Late-breaking thought: both will be touching the Charmin with their LEFT hand!
Posted by USN,Ret 2006-11-11 12:06||
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#6 LOL USN,Ret!
Posted by Hyper 2006-11-11 12:16||
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