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2006-08-14 Europe

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Posted by Steve 2006-08-14 13:07|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 In a town in northern Spain,
Lived a man who sailed to sea,
And he tried to smuggle drugs,
Using home-made submarines,

So we built a boat from scratch,
To try to earn a bit of green,
And we dove beneath the waves,
In our home-made submarine,

We all live in a home-made submarine,
home-made submarine, home-made submarine,
We all live in a home-made submarine,
home-made submarine, home-made submarine,

So we went to Home Depot,
Made our hull from PVC,
Got some Krylon spray paint black,
For our home-made submarine,

We all live in a home-made submarine,
home-made submarine, home-made submarine,
We all live in a home-made submarine,
home-made submarine, home-made submarine,

Once the cocaine's all aboard,
And the "Christmas Tree" shows green,
Hook the wires to a Sears Die-Hard,
And dive our home-made submarine,

We all live in a home-made submarine,
home-made submarine, home-made submarine,
We all live in a home-made submarine,
home-made submarine, home-made submarine . . .

Posted by Mike 2006-08-14 15:26|| 2006-08-14 15:26|| Front Page Top

#2 Bravo!

Posted by 6 2006-08-14 17:15|| 2006-08-14 17:15|| Front Page Top

#3 Will they do a cartoon based on Mike song too? It could be mighty psychedelic, depending if the right type of drug is smuggled.

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-08-14 17:17|| 2006-08-14 17:17|| Front Page Top

#4
Shopping list:

Twenty 55-gallon drums of baking powder... check!

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2006-08-14 17:32|| 2006-08-14 17:32|| Front Page Top

#5 Some drums of vinegar---check!

Mike---Great song parody! The topic spoke to you, and ye did will, laddie.

Posted by Alaska Paul at Anchorge Airport">Alaska Paul at Anchorge Airport 2006-08-14 17:54|| 2006-08-14 17:54|| Front Page Top

#6 A cocaine sub sounds devilishly expensive to operate. I'm with Seafarious. Stay with the baking soda.

Posted by ed 2006-08-14 18:00|| 2006-08-14 18:00|| Front Page Top

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