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2006-07-17 Bangladesh
Tales from the Crossfire Gazette
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Posted by Steve 2006-07-17 13:59|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Extra credit to be given for the use of such advanced vocabulary words as miscreant or cohort.
Posted by trailing wife 2006-07-17 14:41||   2006-07-17 14:41|| Front Page Top

#2 Extra credit also for knowing who Dr. Quincy is.
Extra extra credit for explaining what a shuttergun is!
Posted by Inspector Clueso 2006-07-17 17:17||   2006-07-17 17:17|| Front Page Top

#3 Oooh, ooh - I know that one. A shuttergun is very similar to a zip-gun.

Do I win a prize?

These stories crack me up - what must the Doctors think as the stiffs are brought in?

Doc Quinzay: Hmm, here come the 'elite' Rab unit with another deader
Newbie: How do you know he's dead, we've not looked at him yet?
Doc Q: Look, it's 3:30am, they've been off to "recover the weapons", and look at the grin on the Chief, he's punched someone's ticket tonight. Hi Chief, how's it going?
Chief: Hi Quinzay, could you see if you can do anything for our suspect, he's in kindofa bad way?
Doc Q: Where's his head?
Chief: Bannerjee! you oaf! You did it again!
Newbie: Is that a shutter gun?
Bannerjee: Yes it is, the only one in Jessore!
Chief: Bannerjee!, shaddup!!

...fade to black...
Posted by Tony (UK) 2006-07-17 18:48||   2006-07-17 18:48|| Front Page Top

#4 Join the Purba Bangla Communist Party today! Immediate openings for Regional Commanders.
Reasonable salary and phantom cohorts available.

Posted by davemac 2006-07-17 20:33||   2006-07-17 20:33|| Front Page Top

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