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2006-06-05 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Steve 2006-06-05 12:10|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Wow what an idiot. Everybody knows you're supposed to soak the clothes in gasoline, then put them in the microwave.

Posted by mcsegeek1 2006-06-05 13:59|| 2006-06-05 13:59|| Front Page Top

#2 Funny you should mention microwaves. My lovely wife was removing her fake nails and wanted to warm up the nail polish remover.

Acetone based nail polish remover.

In the microwave.

She sez I never touched the floor as I jumped across the room to turn it off.

Posted by Steve">Steve 2006-06-05 14:18|| 2006-06-05 14:18|| Front Page Top

#3 Steve, I have a whole new level of respect for you. I woulda kept that one to myself.

Posted by mcsegeek1 2006-06-05 14:25|| 2006-06-05 14:25|| Front Page Top

#4 Hey, I saw that in Mythbusters! And I saw the acetone-based explosive microwave oven demonstrated by Steven Seagal in "Under siege", too. You just can't beat teevee and hollywood.

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-06-05 14:48|| 2006-06-05 14:48|| Front Page Top

#5 I heard this guys interview with a local news station. If you heard him speak, this would not urprise you.

The best part was that he claims to have been doing this for 29 years without incident untill now.

Posted by Mike N. 2006-06-05 14:49|| 2006-06-05 14:49|| Front Page Top

#6 Rick Prelinger, the archivist who provided MST3K with most of the '50s short films they used [but not Mr. B. Natural], shows a film on why you shouldn't clean your clothes with kerosene. The mind really boggles.

Posted by Eric Jablow">Eric Jablow 2006-06-05 18:56|| 2006-06-05 18:56|| Front Page Top

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