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2005-10-12 Terror Networks & Islam
Suicide bombers literally dying to "get some"
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Posted by Mike 2005-10-12 16:48|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Yeah but the letter from Iraq AP sent about the Marines just fed that tinfoil dog to their local camp mutt. heh heh heh
Posted by 3dc 2005-10-12 18:20||   2005-10-12 18:20|| Front Page Top

#2 A new television series being broadcast around the Middle East tells the story of young sexually-frustrated Islamists who want to become suicide bombers just so they can collect their rewards in heaven — 72 beautiful virgins.

Haven't these dumbasses ever heard of Rosie Palms? Less people die that way.
Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2005-10-12 21:07||   2005-10-12 21:07|| Front Page Top

#3 dumbasses won't listen....they keep asking if their hand should were a burqa
Posted by Imam Abu Onan">Imam Abu Onan  2005-10-12 21:12||   2005-10-12 21:12|| Front Page Top

#4 And here is the email that 3dc refers to. I snipped the names and places out of the email for OPSEC:

Dear Family,
We [snip] were ordered to contact our families and I'm letting you know
we are alright before anything goes on the newswire.Today at 0915, our Mobile Assault Platoon was passing a whiteconversion van that was acting suspicious in its movement, and when our lead vehicle drove past, the van accelerated immediately off the shoulder and headed to try and ram the back of vehicle 1. Immediately the gunner on my usual vehicle (V 2) opened up on the van with .50 cal machine gun fire trying to disable it, [snip] called over the radio to "look out victor 1 he's coming after you!" victor 1eluded the gaining vehicle until the decision was made to pull off the road and at that moment, the driver detonated his vehicle about 15 yards from the rear of vehicle 1, blowing the humvee off of the road and ejecting [snip], [snip] and [snip], a huge fireball about 50 feet tall enveloped the vehicles as I witnessed shrapnel flying all around us. The humvee rolled to a stop, the rear of our convoy took far off sniper fire and we returned fire until there were no more shots,and then we rushed to the scene, put out the flaming humvee and tended to the wounded. We thank the Lord for protecting us as there were only some minor broken bones and burns and superficial injuries. We say a prayer every time we go out without fail, as a platoon, and when I show you pictures, you'd understand God was looking out for us today. This is the 2nd lead humvee that we've lost this month as our convoy hit a 155 artillery round improvised explosive device 2 weeks ago. that also blew the rear off that vehicle. I think the lord knows this platoon has suffered enough with the 4 killed in action and over 12 wounded in action we have sustained in 5 months. That being said, our platoon totals around 18 men, and 6 or 7 members that are still with us already have Purple Hearts. 4 out of the 5 wounded in the lead vehicle were flown to [snip] airbase for medical treatment, at least 3 probably will be sent home since we have only a month and change left here.

By the way, from the look of the driver when he vehicle 1 looked at his face as they passed and the size of his hands and foot, we suspect he
was about 12-14 years of age. We found a ribcage, a knee to the foot section, a brain lobe and various other things like the jaw and scalp up to 100 yards away. And crazy enough, the only body part that was blown into vehicle 1 was his penis and scrotum sack, sans 1 nut. The running sick joke was that he is in Allah-Land right now with the other suicide bomber that hit us in May, trying to figure out what he is going to do with all these virgins when his manhood is in a burnpile at Camp [snip]. And of course we let the local dogs eat the rest of his extra crispy dismemberment. You can only have gallows humor after an event like this...its that thing after combat that gets you back on the road again ready to hunt em down again the next day.
[snip]

Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul  2005-10-12 21:44||   2005-10-12 21:44|| Front Page Top

#5 snip, indeed!
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2005-10-12 21:59||   2005-10-12 21:59|| Front Page Top

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