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2005-09-13 Southeast Asia

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Posted by classer 2005-09-13 06:11|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Hokay. Glad you're happy. We're happy too. It's good when everybody's happy...

Posted by tu3031 2005-09-13 08:21|| 2005-09-13 08:21|| Front Page Top

#2 It's a win/win!

Posted by MunkarKat 2005-09-13 08:24|| 2005-09-13 08:24|| Front Page Top

#3 Although a different word is invariably used in the joke, one can hope that he will be sentenced to "Death by Booka!"(*)

(*)alternatively, "Death by Qxapoiu!", "Death by Ungubunga!" (var Ungabunga), "Death by Ugga Bugga!", "Death by Bulunga!", "Death by Bunga!", "Death by Bongo!" (var Bongo Bongo), "Death by Bonja!", "Death by Pungee!", and "Death by Kawabunga!"

The joke begins with three explorers in Africa, caught by a savage tribe and sentenced to "Death OR..." whatever.

In any event...

Posted by Anonymoose 2005-09-13 11:29|| 2005-09-13 11:29|| Front Page Top

#4 yet he'll appeal twenty6 times

Posted by Uninetle Hupating2229 2005-09-13 11:33|| 2005-09-13 11:33|| Front Page Top

#5 Gag the son of a bitch with a bullet through his throat. Allah my ass.

Posted by Captain America 2005-09-13 11:53|| 2005-09-13 11:53|| Front Page Top

#6 Give him the firing squad with pork-coated bullets and see how happy he is...

Posted by Omort Gloluse2712 2005-09-13 13:12|| 2005-09-13 13:12|| Front Page Top

#7 Death by Womba. I assume it was a different tribe, same methodology.

Posted by Bobby 2005-09-13 14:45|| 2005-09-13 14:45|| Front Page Top

#8 Better to use the bullets we're buying from that Israeli factory. Get the special edition, with the little star of David etched on them.

Posted by Jackal">Jackal 2005-09-13 15:40|| home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html] 2005-09-13 15:40|| Front Page Top

#9 Drown him in pigs blood head first.

Posted by Huposing Phaitle9864 2005-09-13 17:30|| 2005-09-13 17:30|| Front Page Top

#10 Ok with me. Just be sure to use the pig intestines for the rope when he's hanged. Or you could starve him to death in a meat-proccessing plant.

Posted by Charles 2005-09-13 17:34|| 2005-09-13 17:34|| Front Page Top

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