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2005-01-23 Iraq-Jordan

Infidel Combat Robots Set for March-April Iraq Arrival

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Posted by Captain America 2005-01-23 2:26:34 AM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 nerds will rule!

Posted by nerd 2005-01-23 7:13:38 AM|| 2005-01-23 7:13:38 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Can someone get me a copy of the Koran? There's something I need to look up...

Methinks Islam needs a new prophet to update and reassure jihadi cannon fodder that they will still go to paradise even if they get creamed by a wheelchair packin' heat, and not just get their soft bits stimulated by a variety of obliging household gadgets for all eternity...

Posted by Bulldog 2005-01-23 7:21:49 AM|| 2005-01-23 7:21:49 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Bulldog,
Just imaging the joys of the poor Jihadis when they are diddled by 70 virgin Food Processors.

I would select the cucomber slicing blades....

Can you hear me Chortling ??

Posted by EoZ 2005-01-23 7:37:20 AM|| 2005-01-23 7:37:20 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 they will still go to paradise even if they get creamed by a wheelchair packin' heat

ROFLMAO

Posted by Shipman 2005-01-23 8:45:06 AM|| 2005-01-23 8:45:06 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 ROFLMAOPIMP!!

Posted by Deacon Blues 2005-01-23 9:36:21 AM|| 2005-01-23 9:36:21 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Don't forget the actual downside. Pity the poor grunts that will get told they have a mission to save private SWORDS when the batteries run out or it breaks down forward of the line.

Posted by DO 2005-01-23 10:47:58 AM|| 2005-01-23 10:47:58 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 " #6 Don't forget the actual downside. Pity the poor grunts that will get told they have a mission to save private SWORDS when the batteries run out or it breaks down forward of the line."

Very simple answer. Send in another robot to tow it back home or even better blow it up in place if it is surrounded by splodydopes.

SWARM THIS !!

I'd rather lose ten $200K robots than a single soldier.

I just wish these bots had a cool auto mode where they shot all warm, moving bodies with out IFF codes if cut off from thier operator. Sigh

Posted by Dexter M. Duck 2005-01-23 4:10:07 PM|| 2005-01-23 4:10:07 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Love the pic! Awesome!

Posted by CrazyFool 2005-01-23 4:12:30 PM|| 2005-01-23 4:12:30 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 those are Khaddaffy's Fembots with machine guns in their jumblies

Posted by Frank G 2005-01-23 4:31:47 PM|| 2005-01-23 4:31:47 PM|| Front Page Top

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